<description>&lt;p&gt;“You must be status and you must be quo, because I hate your f**king guts.” —Your adorable family cat, probably&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Joan Ford joins us for the decidedly-adult children’s movie&lt;em&gt; A Pilgrimage of Pets&lt;/em&gt;! Faced with certain incarceration in the pound, Avril and Kingy make a run for it to the woods, leaving Mae to fend for himself in the county pound. At the table (sort of), we watch helplessly as a motion picture editor misses precious moments in his young children’s lives because he has to repeatedly blur out a dog’s anus.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual-play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;CREDITS:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Avril: Joan Ford&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Kingy: Geoffrey Golden&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Middle-aged Ecclesiastes (Mae): Brent Butler&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Your Director: Patrick Baker&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Story Editor: Stephen Indrisano&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sound Design: Adam Baker&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Financier: Our Venmo, which is @worstmoviespod&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;MOVIE TRIVIA: Based on his work in A Pilgrimage of Pets, the film’s Assistant Editor was hired to work on &lt;em&gt;Human Centipede&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

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A Pilgrimage of Pets (Part 2)

NOV 25, 202561 MIN
Worst Movies Ever Played

A Pilgrimage of Pets (Part 2)

NOV 25, 202561 MIN

Description

“You must be status and you must be quo, because I hate your f**king guts.” —Your adorable family cat, probablyJoan Ford joins us for the decidedly-adult children’s movie A Pilgrimage of Pets! Faced with certain incarceration in the pound, Avril and Kingy make a run for it to the woods, leaving Mae to fend for himself in the county pound. At the table (sort of), we watch helplessly as a motion picture editor misses precious moments in his young children’s lives because he has to repeatedly blur out a dog’s anus.Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual-play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.CREDITS:Avril: Joan FordKingy: Geoffrey GoldenMiddle-aged Ecclesiastes (Mae): Brent ButlerYour Director: Patrick BakerStory Editor: Stephen IndrisanoSound Design: Adam BakerFinancier: Our Venmo, which is @worstmoviespodMOVIE TRIVIA: Based on his work in A Pilgrimage of Pets, the film’s Assistant Editor was hired to work on Human Centipede.