<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt; The Ballad of Regular Person Andy&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Once a prince with pomp and perks,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now stripped of titles, dodging smirks.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;From York’s high halls to scandal’s pit,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Andy proved entitlement’s witless skit.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(No sweat, he swears.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He sneered at Kate, with jealous bite,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A petty uncle, dim in spite.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;William sharpened knives behind the scene,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;While Andy puffed with airs obscene.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(No sweat, he swears.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Twelve million pounds — oh, what a loan?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;“From mummy’s purse?” the whispers groan.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A buffoon’s bill, a nation’s sigh,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Privilege paid to make truth die.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(No sweat, he swears.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Emails with Epstein, “we’re in this together,”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Audacity thicker than royal leather.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Forty escorts in Thailand’s sun,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Diplomats nodding — what a run!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(No sweat, he swears.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;He clung to Lodge with taxpayer grace,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Till Charles said, “Pack up, disgrace.”&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sandringham’s exile, a gilded cage,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Still whining, still dining, still center stage.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(No sweat, he swears.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Camilla scolds, the King rethinks,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Andy sinks while monarchy shrinks.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Letters Patent seal the fall,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;No HRH, no prince at all.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(No sweat, he swears.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So here’s the tale, absurd and grand,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Of Andy, buffoon across the land.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Entitled, audacious, privilege‑fed,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A clown in ermine, now stripped instead.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;(No sweat, he swears.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;————&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Prince Andrew scandal: Epstein ties, Virginia Giuffre lawsuit, “I don’t sweat” claim, King Charles strips titles, royal downfall&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;• Prince Andrew scandal&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;• Jeffrey Epstein connection&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;• Virginia Giuffre lawsuit&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;• Royal Family crisis&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;• King Charles strips titles&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;• Prince William ruthless approach&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;• Queen Camilla influence&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;• “I don’t sweat” interview&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;• Royal entitlement and privilege&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;• Sandringham exile&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;---&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Remember to like, share, and follow — the way Prince Andrew remembers that one very specific trip to Pizza Express in Woking on his daughter’s birthday, while somehow forgetting literally everything else.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Journey to the Fringe

Journey to the Fringe

His royal duke-less-ness; regular sweat-less andy

DEC 12, 202541 MIN
Journey to the Fringe

His royal duke-less-ness; regular sweat-less andy

DEC 12, 202541 MIN

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<p><strong> The Ballad of Regular Person Andy</strong></p><p>Once a prince with pomp and perks,</p><p>Now stripped of titles, dodging smirks.</p><p>From York’s high halls to scandal’s pit,</p><p>Andy proved entitlement’s witless skit.</p><p>(No sweat, he swears.)</p><p>He sneered at Kate, with jealous bite,</p><p>A petty uncle, dim in spite.</p><p>William sharpened knives behind the scene,</p><p>While Andy puffed with airs obscene.</p><p>(No sweat, he swears.)</p><p>Twelve million pounds — oh, what a loan?</p><p>“From mummy’s purse?” the whispers groan.</p><p>A buffoon’s bill, a nation’s sigh,</p><p>Privilege paid to make truth die.</p><p>(No sweat, he swears.)</p><p>Emails with Epstein, “we’re in this together,”</p><p>Audacity thicker than royal leather.</p><p>Forty escorts in Thailand’s sun,</p><p>Diplomats nodding — what a run!</p><p>(No sweat, he swears.)</p><p>He clung to Lodge with taxpayer grace,</p><p>Till Charles said, “Pack up, disgrace.”</p><p>Sandringham’s exile, a gilded cage,</p><p>Still whining, still dining, still center stage.</p><p>(No sweat, he swears.)</p><p>Camilla scolds, the King rethinks,</p><p>Andy sinks while monarchy shrinks.</p><p>Letters Patent seal the fall,</p><p>No HRH, no prince at all.</p><p>(No sweat, he swears.)</p><p>So here’s the tale, absurd and grand,</p><p>Of Andy, buffoon across the land.</p><p>Entitled, audacious, privilege‑fed,</p><p>A clown in ermine, now stripped instead.</p><p>(No sweat, he swears.)</p><p>————</p><p>Prince Andrew scandal: Epstein ties, Virginia Giuffre lawsuit, “I don’t sweat” claim, King Charles strips titles, royal downfall</p><p>• Prince Andrew scandal</p><p>• Jeffrey Epstein connection</p><p>• Virginia Giuffre lawsuit</p><p>• Royal Family crisis</p><p>• King Charles strips titles</p><p>• Prince William ruthless approach</p><p>• Queen Camilla influence</p><p>• “I don’t sweat” interview</p><p>• Royal entitlement and privilege</p><p>• Sandringham exile</p><p>---</p><p>Remember to like, share, and follow — the way Prince Andrew remembers that one very specific trip to Pizza Express in Woking on his daughter’s birthday, while somehow forgetting literally everything else.</p>