First Down Dawgs

Week 18 madness is here, and the Dawgs are in full playoff mode — sort of. Steelers fans are losing their minds, DK Metcalf is haunted by a mystery fan, and Tom Brady might actually control the internet. We’re talking trash, making last-minute picks, and trying to survive the flu and fantasy losses.🔊 This episode includes:– Steelers playcalling disaster: who’s even calling the shots?– DK Metcalf’s bizarre beef with a Lions fan– Tom Brady clips = no views. Coincidence?– Jonah Hill’s Ozempic transformation shocks the pod– Garrett Wilson’s shocking stat line: 395 yards all season– Wildest player arrests: Diggs, Trayvon, and a strangulation charge?!– DK’s $40M guarantee up in smoke?– Eagles collapse: are they hiding their playbook?– NFL playoff picture: Who’s in, who’s out, and who’s cursed– First Down Dawgs full Week 18 picks– Will Robin the AI Gambler take the crown?💥 Weekly Segments:– Underdog of the Week– Lock of the Week– Homer Pick– Gambling Therapy– Takeout Takes– Robin the AI Gambler– Degenerate Debate of the WeekGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - [email protected]🎬 Timestamps:00:00 NFL Receiving Leaders After 4000:48 Worst Insults and Offensive Words03:28 Geography Challenges and Educational Gifts07:33 Holiday Sickness and Family Gatherings10:43 NFL Season and Team Struggles14:27 Tom Brady and NFL Records20:12 NFL Draft and Player Updates24:41 Relationship Drama and Wrestlers25:49 NFL Catch Debates and Parlay Losses27:16 NFL Playoff Predictions and Strategies27:39 Eagles and Bills Game Analysis29:11 NFL Coaches and Playoff Scenarios43:04 NFL Week 18 Stakes and Predictions48:08 Promotions and Social Media49:08 Cultural Differences in LanguageNew episodes dropping every Friday! Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! =================================================================*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nfl #nflpodcast #sportspodcast

Week 17 is pure chaos and somehow this season keeps getting worse.We’re officially in desperation mode as the standings tighten, last place is still wide open, and people are getting beaten by robots, ladies, and basic math. Add in Jets misery, Panthers optimism (for no reason), Steelers–Browns hatred, and Aaron Rodgers refusing to throw the ball more than five yards, and you’ve got a perfect NFL disaster.🔊 This episode includes:– The Week 17 betting chaos and standings breakdown– Panthers +7.5… yes, multiple times– Titans coming off a shocking win vs the Chiefs– Giants vs Raiders: the “Who Can Screw Up the #1 Pick” Bowl– Browns vs Steelers breakdown and Miles Garrett sack watch– Aaron Rodgers refusing to risk anything (including joy)– Jets offensive stats that shouldn’t be possible– DK Metcalf suspension fallout and contract consequences– Mike Tomlin trade theories and Steelers frustration boiling over– Jaguars vs Colts total war– The return of holiday distractions, gifts, chains, feet talk, and Christmas chaos💥 Weekly Segments:– Underdog of the Week– Lock of the Week– Homer Pick– Gambling Therapy– Robin the AI Gambler– Degenerate Debate of the WeekGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - [email protected]🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Fantasy Football Woes and Embarrassing Moments00:45 Gift Exchange and Holiday Cheer03:24 Foot Fetish Conversations07:02 NFL Game Highlights and Player Performances08:59 Quarterback Discussions and Team Strategies16:35 Coaching Changes and Team Management27:20 The Battle for Last Place28:04 Tie Games and Percentages30:13 Underdog Picks and Predictions35:30 Lock of the Week and Draft Picks45:57 Holiday Plans and ReflectionsNew episodes dropping every Friday! Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! =================================================================*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nfl #podcast #sportspodcast

This week is unhinged in the best way possible:Catheters, colonoscopies, quarterback conspiracies, and why Michael Jordan might outlive us all (at least in sneaker sales).We go deep on the Bengals’ future, Joe Burrow’s contract drama, and why Jets fans will trade every first-round pick to get him. Also:– The best and worst anesthesia stories– Does Burrow pull a Luck or become the next Stafford?– NFL owners who meddle too much (we see you, Woody Johnson)– Jordan brand longevity vs Taylor Swift legacy– Our worst fears under sedation– Dentist trauma and sweet tooth takes– Parlay’s mountain pastries start a war– Is the NFL rigged or just weird?– Why Tom Brady should’ve disappeared and Terry Bradshaw needs to– Plus all our picks for Week 16: underdogs, locks, and family picks💥 Weekly Segments– Underdog of the Week– Lock of the Week– Homer Pick– Gambling Therapy– Robin the AI Gambler– Degenerate Debate of the WeekGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - [email protected]🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Introduction and Personal Fears00:26 Medical Procedures and Experiences02:53 Anesthesia and Its Effects04:46 Dental Work and Traumatic Experiences10:43 Sports Talk and Betting Picks23:11 Debating Joe Burrow's Performance24:07 Jets vs. Saints Over/Under Discussion25:20 Bears, Bills, and Bengals Picks25:59 The Commanders' Decision on Jayden Daniels26:10 Cincinnati Bengals' Future Prospects35:09 Taylor Swift's Impact and Bonuses36:56 Pre-Game Show Critiques39:34 Tom Brady and Post-Retirement Life42:20 Michael Jordan's Legacy47:15 Upcoming Nashville TripNew episodes dropping every Friday! Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! =================================================================*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nflpodcast #nfl #podcast

It’s December, stress is high, and the Dawgs are unraveling faster than Lamar Jackson in the red zone. This episode starts with holiday panic and ends in full-blown quarterback conspiracy theories. From Guardian Caps to emergency QBs, it’s one of the most unhinged episodes of the season.🔊 This episode includes:– Holiday anxiety, rage emails, and self-scheduled therapy– Are the Steelers cursed or just slow? A deep hat dive– Lamar won’t run. Josh Allen won’t stop. Burrow won’t sit.– Why the Ravens are sketchy and the Chiefs still deserve your bets– TE Mount Rushmore: Is Travis Kelce delusional?– Guardian Cap debates: Smart safety or visual disgrace?– The Colts curse, Daniel Jones’ demise, and Philip Rivers rumors– Emergency QB Rule: Automatic QBs, ethnic diversity, and high school legends– Mormon Wives x NFL QB of the Week: Josh Allen = Fruity Pebbles?💥 Weekly Segments:– Underdog of the Week– Lock of the Week– Homer Pick– Gambling Therapy– Robin the AI Gambler– Degenerate Debate of the WeekGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - [email protected]🎬 Timestamps:00:00 The Stress of December00:13 Self-Emails and Self-Reflection02:17 Christmas Preparations and Surprises03:25 Naked Dolls and Parenting Observations04:08 Sex Robots: The Future of Companionship?08:35 NFL Talk: Teams, Players, and Predictions20:56 Quarterback Dilemmas and Solutions21:31 Unconventional Quarterback Categories23:00 Tom Brady and Family24:11 NFL Picks and Predictions26:59 Betting Strategies and Insights35:10 Jets' Struggles and Media Pressure38:22 Mormon Wives and NFL ComparisonsNew episodes dropping every Friday! Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! =================================================================*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nflnews #nflpodcast #sportspodcast

This week, the Dawgs are barely holding it together as NFL Week 13 delivers another round of broken picks, broken quarterbacks, and broken spirits.We cover everything from Disney viruses and dirty sodas to Vikings futility, Bengals chaos, and whether Aaron Rodgers is morphing into a Home Alone villain. Also, Robin the Robot continues her downward spiral, and one host openly considers canceling picks for the rest of the season. (Seriously.)🔊 This episode includes:– The Vikings offense hits historic lows (yes, worse than the Jets)– Is Joe Burrow the only thing keeping the Bengals franchise alive?– Caleb Williams shows up in matcha and wired headphones: let’s go– Steelers fan breakdown: 26 unanswered and pure sadness– Eagles identity crisis: Are the Chargers the upset of the week?– Rodgers looks like he’s about to rob Kevin McCallister– JJ McCarthy, Max Broer, and the weirdest QB room in the NFL– Thanksgiving recap: food poisoning, Disney disasters & stuffed mushrooms– The rise of dirty sodas (and possibly diabetes)– Gambling Therapy makes a loud return– Can Robin the AI Gambler ever win again?– Week 13 Picks: Locks, Underdogs, Homer Picks– Katie Ka$h fights for the rulebook (again)💥 Weekly Segments:– Underdog of the Week– Lock of the Week– Homer Pick– Gambling Therapy– Takeout Takes– Robin the AI Gambler– Degenerate Debate of the WeekGuest & Sponsorship Inquiries - [email protected]🎬 Timestamps:00:00 Introduction and Initial Frustrations00:11 Discussing AFC North and Playoff Predictions00:30 Weight Loss and Thanksgiving Struggles00:55 Disney Adventures and Food Experiences01:45 Crowds and Rides at Disney04:16 Thanksgiving Dinner and Family Moments06:07 Negativity and Gender Differences08:11 Greatest Inventions and Driving Safety10:23 Football Talk and Betting Woes11:57 Thanksgiving Halftime Show and NFL Games21:22 Vikings' Struggles and NFL Comparisons22:13 Vikings' Performance Breakdown23:36 Aaron Rodgers and NFL Quarterbacks' Decline29:32 Thanksgiving Football Recap30:39 NFL Picks and Predictions38:32 Football Hits and Concussions42:21 Mormon Show and Dirty Sodas43:24 Conclusion and FarewellNew episodes dropping every Friday! Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! =================================================================*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1FOLLOW US:https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgshttps://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgshttps://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/#nfl #nflpicks #sportspodcast