<p>This week it’s just Kurt Money and Jonny Parlay holding it down and somehow we covered Epstein files, Chicago Bears geography, and a Jets Super Bowl simulation from DraftKings.</p><p><br /></p><p>It’s peak offseason brain.</p><p><br /></p><p>With nothing but 193 days until Week 1 and zero real football news, we spiral into:</p><p><br /></p><p>🔊 This episode includes:</p><p><br /></p><p>– NFL teams ranked by “Epstein file mentions” (yes, really)</p><p>– The Houston Texans being suspiciously clean</p><p>– Why the Washington Commanders are exactly where you think they are</p><p>– The Chicago Bears possibly moving to Indiana (Indiana Bears??)</p><p>– Why New Jersey Jets would officially end friendships</p><p>– States ranked by total championships (California is cheating)</p><p>– DraftKings simulating the Jets winning Super Bowl 61</p><p>– Most passing yards after age 40 (Brady is ridiculous)</p><p>– Free agent chaos: Kirk Cousins, Aaron Rodgers, Malik Willis</p><p>– Would the Jets actually sign Cousins?</p><p>– Every team’s last #1 overall pick</p><p>– The Eagles haven’t had the #1 pick since 1949</p><p>– Falcons stadium food prices vs New York robbery</p><p>– Travis Kelce wedding speculation</p><p>– 348 days until the next Super Bowl and already spiraling</p><p><br /></p><p>💥 Offseason Themes:</p><p><br /></p><p>– Jets delusion season</p><p>– Bears relocation drama</p><p>– Brady still ruining stat sheets</p><p>– Are we switching to DraftKings?</p><p>– Why being an adult is weird</p><p>– Why middle school is a lame name</p><p><br /></p><p>This is what happens when there’s no football and too much time to think.</p><p>Guest &amp; Sponsorship Inquiries - [email protected]</p><p><br /></p><p>🎬 Timestamps:</p><p>00:00 The Warmup Preview</p><p>00:47 Kids Getting Dumber Debate</p><p>01:47 Starter Jackets and Bullying</p><p>02:21 Midlife Crisis Wisdom</p><p>03:22 Middle School Naming Wars</p><p>04:27 Writing Spelling and School</p><p>06:11 Back to School Idea</p><p>06:58 NFL Epstein Files Ranking</p><p>09:16 Countdown to Draft Season</p><p>09:56 Roman Numerals Confusion</p><p>10:42 Bears Moving to Indiana</p><p>13:39 Mohamed Sanu Wild Stat</p><p>15:53 States With Most Titles</p><p>19:14 NYC Split Fanbases</p><p>19:50 DraftKings Simulation Shock</p><p>21:34 Post-40 Passing Yard Kings</p><p>24:01 Falcons Tag And Cousins Cut</p><p>24:52 Atlanta Stadium Value Menu</p><p>27:13 Germany Game And Time Check</p><p>27:32 Notable NFL Free Agents</p><p>30:47 Kelce Swift Wedding Speculation</p><p>32:35 Last Number One Picks Trivia</p><p>35:53 Jets QB Plan And Wrap Up</p><p><br /></p><p>New episodes dropping every Friday! </p><p><br /></p><p>Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! </p><p><br /></p><p>=================================================================</p><p><br /></p><p>*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1</p><p><br /></p><p>FOLLOW US:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgs</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgs</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3</p><p>https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623</p><p><br /></p><p>Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/</p><p><br /></p><p>#nfl #football #sportspodcast</p>