<p>It’s December, stress is high, and the Dawgs are unraveling faster than Lamar Jackson in the red zone. This episode starts with holiday panic and ends in full-blown quarterback conspiracy theories. From Guardian Caps to emergency QBs, it’s one of the most unhinged episodes of the season.</p><p><br /></p><p>🔊 This episode includes:</p><p>– Holiday anxiety, rage emails, and self-scheduled therapy</p><p>– Are the Steelers cursed or just slow? A deep hat dive</p><p>– Lamar won’t run. Josh Allen won’t stop. Burrow won’t sit.</p><p>– Why the Ravens are sketchy and the Chiefs still deserve your bets</p><p>– TE Mount Rushmore: Is Travis Kelce delusional?</p><p>– Guardian Cap debates: Smart safety or visual disgrace?</p><p>– The Colts curse, Daniel Jones’ demise, and Philip Rivers rumors</p><p>– Emergency QB Rule: Automatic QBs, ethnic diversity, and high school legends</p><p>– Mormon Wives x NFL QB of the Week: Josh Allen = Fruity Pebbles?</p><p><br /></p><p>💥 Weekly Segments:</p><p>– Underdog of the Week</p><p>– Lock of the Week</p><p>– Homer Pick</p><p>– Gambling Therapy</p><p>– Robin the AI Gambler</p><p>– Degenerate Debate of the Week</p><p><br /></p><p>Guest &amp; Sponsorship Inquiries - [email protected]</p><p><br /></p><p>🎬 Timestamps:</p><p>00:00 The Stress of December</p><p>00:13 Self-Emails and Self-Reflection</p><p>02:17 Christmas Preparations and Surprises</p><p>03:25 Naked Dolls and Parenting Observations</p><p>04:08 Sex Robots: The Future of Companionship?</p><p>08:35 NFL Talk: Teams, Players, and Predictions</p><p>20:56 Quarterback Dilemmas and Solutions</p><p>21:31 Unconventional Quarterback Categories</p><p>23:00 Tom Brady and Family</p><p>24:11 NFL Picks and Predictions</p><p>26:59 Betting Strategies and Insights</p><p>35:10 Jets' Struggles and Media Pressure</p><p>38:22 Mormon Wives and NFL Comparisons</p><p><br /></p><p>New episodes dropping every Friday! </p><p><br /></p><p>Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! </p><p>=================================================================</p><p><br /></p><p>*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1</p><p><br /></p><p>FOLLOW US:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgs</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgs</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3</p><p>https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623</p><p><br /></p><p>Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/</p><p><br /></p><p>#nflnews #nflpodcast #sportspodcast</p>