<p>This week is unhinged in the best way possible:</p><p>Catheters, colonoscopies, quarterback conspiracies, and why Michael Jordan might outlive us all (at least in sneaker sales).</p><p><br></p><p>We go deep on the Bengals’ future, Joe Burrow’s contract drama, and why Jets fans will trade every first-round pick to get him. Also:</p><p>– The best and worst anesthesia stories</p><p>– Does Burrow pull a Luck or become the next Stafford?</p><p>– NFL owners who meddle too much (we see you, Woody Johnson)</p><p>– Jordan brand longevity vs Taylor Swift legacy</p><p>– Our worst fears under sedation</p><p>– Dentist trauma and sweet tooth takes</p><p>– Parlay’s mountain pastries start a war</p><p>– Is the NFL rigged or just weird?</p><p>– Why Tom Brady should’ve disappeared and Terry Bradshaw needs to</p><p>– Plus all our picks for Week 16: underdogs, locks, and family picks</p><p><br></p><p>💥 Weekly Segments</p><p>– Underdog of the Week</p><p>– Lock of the Week</p><p>– Homer Pick</p><p>– Gambling Therapy</p><p>– Robin the AI Gambler</p><p>– Degenerate Debate of the Week</p><p><br></p><p>Guest &amp; Sponsorship Inquiries - [email protected]</p><p><br></p><p>🎬 Timestamps:</p><p>00:00 Introduction and Personal Fears</p><p>00:26 Medical Procedures and Experiences</p><p>02:53 Anesthesia and Its Effects</p><p>04:46 Dental Work and Traumatic Experiences</p><p>10:43 Sports Talk and Betting Picks</p><p>23:11 Debating Joe Burrow&#39;s Performance</p><p>24:07 Jets vs. Saints Over/Under Discussion</p><p>25:20 Bears, Bills, and Bengals Picks</p><p>25:59 The Commanders&#39; Decision on Jayden Daniels</p><p>26:10 Cincinnati Bengals&#39; Future Prospects</p><p>35:09 Taylor Swift&#39;s Impact and Bonuses</p><p>36:56 Pre-Game Show Critiques</p><p>39:34 Tom Brady and Post-Retirement Life</p><p>42:20 Michael Jordan&#39;s Legacy</p><p>47:15 Upcoming Nashville Trip</p><p><br></p><p>New episodes dropping every Friday! </p><p>Subscribe, Like and Leave us a Comment Below! </p><p>=================================================================</p><p><br></p><p>*SUBSCRIBE* to this channel: https://www.youtube.com/@FirstDownDawgs?sub_confirmation=1</p><p><br></p><p>FOLLOW US:</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/firstdowndawgs</p><p>https://www.tiktok.com/@firstdowndawgs</p><p>https://open.spotify.com/show/57Gbk3NwGRwE01UJyuoKT4?si=6500a02083694ef3</p><p>https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/first-down-dawgs/id1584499623</p><p><br></p><p>Podcast by Viola Media: https://viola.media/</p><p><br></p><p>#nflpodcast #nfl #podcast</p>