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Welcome back to Episode 162 of the show — the home of weekly NFL picks, sports betting locks, longshots, parlays, and unhinged football takes from two degenerates who love pain almost as much as they love winning tickets.

This week, we break down every angle of the NFL slate with our signature Locks & Longshots, updated season records, Lions/Packers talk, and Paige’s Picks. If you want NFL predictions, underdog picks, betting analysis, and laughs… you’re in the right place.

🔒 Locks & Longshots Records (All-Time)

Jake Locks: 112-92-2
Jake Longshots: 52-106-3
Austin Locks: 97-115-2
Austin Longshots: 54-170-5

🔐 Jake’s Locks (26-38)

Last Week: 3-3
This Week’s NFL Picks:
• Colts +3 at Chiefs
• Titans +13.5 vs Seahawks
• Jets +13.5 at Ravens
• Giants +10.5 at Lions
• Bears -3 vs Steelers
• Browns +3 at Raiders
• Jags -2.5 at Cardinals
• Falcons +1.5 at Saints
• Bucs +6.5 at Rams
• Panthers +7 at 49ers

🎯 Jake’s Longshot (12-36)

• Colts/Bucs ML Lay +789
Jake’s Long-Term Prop: Lions vs Packers in the NFC Championship with Lions -6.5 alt spread.

🔒 Austin’s Locks (50-47)

Last Week: 2-2
This Week’s NFL Picks:
• Texans +6
• Bears -2.5
• Vikings/Packers u41.5
• Colts/Chiefs o49.5 (Triple Diamond Lock of the Week)
• Panthers +7 (Triple Diamond Lock of the Week)

🎯 Austin’s Longshots (27-87)

• Texans ML +235
• Colts ML +154
• Browns ML +170 (Against All Odds Longshot of the Week)

🏈 NFL Talk This Week

• Shedeur Sanders
• Detroit Lions breakdown
• Packers concerns
• Lions win total (Keep Track Bet): O/U 11.5 — Jake (Over) vs Austin (Under)

🧨 TD Scorer Picks

Jake: Puka -115, Diggs +120
Austin: Christian Watson +195, JSN +105

🧱 4-Leg Parlay

Jake: Jags (-2.5), Seahawks/Titans o39.5
Austin: Bears (-2.5), Giants/Lions o50.5

⭐ Paige’s Picks

Austin: 104-59-1
Jake: 98-65-1
Paige: 97-66-1

📊 The Models

“The Model” → 3-3
“Data Backed Model” → Tracking continues

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