<description>&lt;p data-start="0" data-end="104"&gt;πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŸπŸŸ &lt;strong data-start="10" data-end="92"&gt;Long John Silver's Review: Pirate Music, Fried Sea Water, and Puke Breaks&lt;/strong&gt;Β πŸŸπŸŸπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; We're back with &lt;strong data-start="122" data-end="154"&gt;Part 2 of Long John Silver's&lt;/strong&gt;, and my cousinΒ &lt;strong&gt;Emma Danger&lt;/strong&gt; returns as we finally taste what the seafood chain has to offer. There are a few bright spots. The pirate-style orchestral covers of popular songs are delightful, and the Captain's Bell looming overhead feels like a reward we desperately wanted them to earn (though they didn't). Unfortunately, most of the visit sails straight into rough waters, from questionable plumbing ergonomics to fried bits that taste suspiciously like the ocean itself.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; 🐟 Fried Everything (Including the Grilled Shrimp I &lt;em&gt;tried&lt;/em&gt; to Order)&lt;br /&gt; 🍟 Waffle Fries and Hush Puppies Join the Feast&lt;br /&gt; 🍫 Chocolate Cheesecake Tries to Save the Day (and yes, I actually try it)&lt;br /&gt; πŸ§‚ Krumbs That Taste Like "Fried Sea Water"&lt;br /&gt; 🚽 Toilet Flushers So High You're Forced to Use Your Hands (Who &lt;em&gt;does&lt;/em&gt; that??)&lt;br /&gt; 🎢 Surprisingly Great Pirate Orchestrations of Popular Songs&lt;br /&gt; πŸ₯€ Emma's Favorite Item of the Meal Is...a Pepsi&lt;br /&gt; πŸŽ™οΈ Emma Shares the Best and Worst Meals of Her Life (including her best giving her imposter syndrome)&lt;br /&gt; πŸ“Š Long John Silver's Faces &lt;strong data-start="1084" data-end= "1104"&gt;The Chili's Test&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; πŸ’¬ COMMENT BELOW: Are Long John Silver's Krumbs a delicacy or a disaster?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; πŸ“’ SUPPORT THE SHOW &amp; JOIN THE COMMUNITY:&lt;br /&gt; πŸŽ‰ Patreon (Bonus episodes, extended Yelp segments &amp; more): patreon.com/finediningpodcast&lt;br /&gt; πŸ’¬ Discord (Food talk, memes, cursed Yelp): discord.gg/6a2YqrtWV4&lt;br /&gt; πŸŽ₯ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw&lt;br /&gt; πŸ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast&lt;br /&gt; 🎀 Guest: Emma Danger&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong data-start="1532" data-end="1554"&gt;Patreon Producers:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Sue Ornelas &amp; Joyce Van&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong data-start="1584" data-end="1608"&gt;Patreon Subscribers:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, &amp; Travis Langley&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; &lt;strong data-start="1761" data-end="1788"&gt;Free Patreon Followers:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; πŸ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: For the &lt;strong data-start="2132" data-end= "2177"&gt;100th restaurant on the main podcast feed&lt;/strong&gt;, we dive into the world of ghost kitchens with &lt;strong&gt;Spooky Foodie (Ansley Layne)&lt;/strong&gt;, focusing on &lt;strong data-start="2271" data-end= "2289"&gt;The Burger Den&lt;/strong&gt;,Β the Denny's-created delivery-only concept.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

"Fine" Dining

Michael Ornelas

Long John Silver's Walks the Plank

MAR 11, 202653 MIN
"Fine" Dining

Long John Silver's Walks the Plank

MAR 11, 202653 MIN

Description

πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŸπŸŸ Long John Silver's Review: Pirate Music, Fried Sea Water, and Puke Breaks πŸŸπŸŸπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ We're back with Part 2 of Long John Silver's, and my cousin Emma Danger returns as we finally taste what the seafood chain has to offer. There are a few bright spots. The pirate-style orchestral covers of popular songs are delightful, and the Captain's Bell looming overhead feels like a reward we desperately wanted them to earn (though they didn't). Unfortunately, most of the visit sails straight into rough waters, from questionable plumbing ergonomics to fried bits that taste suspiciously like the ocean itself. 🐟 Fried Everything (Including the Grilled Shrimp I tried to Order) 🍟 Waffle Fries and Hush Puppies Join the Feast 🍫 Chocolate Cheesecake Tries to Save the Day (and yes, I actually try it) πŸ§‚ Krumbs That Taste Like "Fried Sea Water" 🚽 Toilet Flushers So High You're Forced to Use Your Hands (Who does that??) 🎢 Surprisingly Great Pirate Orchestrations of Popular Songs πŸ₯€ Emma's Favorite Item of the Meal Is...a Pepsi πŸŽ™οΈ Emma Shares the Best and Worst Meals of Her Life (including her best giving her imposter syndrome) πŸ“Š Long John Silver's Faces The Chili's Test πŸ’¬ COMMENT BELOW: Are Long John Silver's Krumbs a delicacy or a disaster? πŸ“’ SUPPORT THE SHOW & JOIN THE COMMUNITY: πŸŽ‰ Patreon (Bonus episodes, extended Yelp segments & more): patreon.com/finediningpodcast πŸ’¬ Discord (Food talk, memes, cursed Yelp): discord.gg/6a2YqrtWV4 πŸŽ₯ Watch full episodes: youtube.com/channel/UCLbraNhL6KhDPkdSWt2yiuw πŸ”— All links: linktree.com/finediningpodcast 🎀 Guest: Emma Danger Patreon Producers:Sue Ornelas & Joyce Van Patreon Subscribers:David Ornelas, Kellie Baldwin, Jeremy Horwitz, Herbert Amaya, Simone Davalos, Scott Bennett, Amy Reinhart, Josef Castaneda-Liles, & Travis Langley Free Patreon Followers:Joe Warszalek, Lauren Cummings, Grace Krainak, Keri Estes, Robert Duran, Patrick Elliott, Michelle Elmer, Dave Plummer, Nicholas Volney, Michael Gerard, Tracy Molino, Phuong Duong, Tyler Robinson, Brandon Gully, Mason Cruz, Michael Milito, Mez, Aaron Hubbard, Steff, Robert McLaughlin, Jewell Hermann, Renae Michael πŸ‘‰ NEXT WEEK: For the 100th restaurant on the main podcast feed, we dive into the world of ghost kitchens with Spooky Foodie (Ansley Layne), focusing on The Burger Den, the Denny's-created delivery-only concept.