<p>On today’s episode of <strong>The Therapy Crouch</strong>, Abbey and Peter catch up after what can only be described as one of Abbey’s most chaotic nights out to date. What began as a wholesome wreath-making afternoon quickly spiralled into margaritas on empty stomachs, vomiting on the motorway, missed shopping trips and a Christmas wreath riding shotgun in a car full of regret.</p><br><p>Peter shares festive family highlights from the Jingle Bell Ball, including kids desperate for screen time, a painfully awkward Ed Sheeran TikTok moment and Abbey discovering Peter modelling a velvet suit… in the women’s section.&nbsp;</p><br><p>There’s diary drama, Christmas planning chaos, Boxing Day cinema arguments and Peter accidentally attending a maths open day instead of seeing the boys.</p><br><p>In listener messages, we hear everything from wedding day disasters and unforgettable anniversaries to Elf on the Shelf horror stories that absolutely cross the line. There’s dating dilemmas, reflections on getting older, turning 40, and why margaritas simply cannot be trusted.</p><br><p>If you’ve got a Christmas confession, family faux pas or festive nightmare — you know where to send it.</p><br><p>00:00 – Intro</p><p>01:42 – Abbey’s “wholesome” wreath-making day</p><p>02:12 – The wreath day goes wildly off the rails</p><p>02:44 – Margaritas on an empty stomach: a fatal error</p><p>03:56 – Duck choking, spitting food, and hysterics</p><p>04:37 – Alfie vomits on himself driving the M25</p><p>05:16 – “Wolf of Wall Street” levels of drunkenness</p><p>06:38 – Abbey can’t remember getting home</p><p>07:21 – Peter reacts to Abbey’s wild night out</p><p>08:18 – Kids stealing the spotlight at Jingle Bell Ball</p><p>09:03 – Ed Sheeran TikTok embarrassment</p><p>13:22 – Abbey’s Christmas scheduling chaos</p><p>16:24 – The explosive Avatar Boxing Day argument</p><p>18:44 – Peter accidentally attends kids’ maths open day</p><p>23:22 – Reflecting on the year and turning 40</p><p>28:31 – Peter spotted modelling in the women’s section</p><p>31:32 – Wedding disasters and football memories</p><p>35:48 – “My stick” story</p><p>37:34 – Elf on the Shelf horror story</p><p>42:18 – Dating apps, being single at 42 &amp; modern love</p><p>50:29 – Six-hour coffee date ends brutally</p><p>52:03 – Christmas stories call-out and wrap-up</p><br><p>Email: [email protected]&nbsp;</p><br><p>Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast</p><br><p>TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch&nbsp;</p><br><p>Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/&nbsp;</p><br><p>For more from Peter</p><p>https://twitter.com/petercrouch</p><br><p>For more from Abbey</p><p>https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy</p><br><p>Our clips channel</p><p>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg</p><br><p>#TheTherapyCrouch #AbbeyAndPete #RelationshipAdvice #Podcast</p><hr><p style='color:grey; font-size:0.75em;'> Hosted on Acast. See <a style='color:grey;' target='_blank' rel='noopener noreferrer' href='https://acast.com/privacy'>acast.com/privacy</a> for more information.</p>