The Novelizers
Stephen Levinson
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The Dark Knight - Chapter 2
Featuring a chapter novelized by A.D. Miles and narrated by Rob Delaney, plus an interview with Will Hines. Hosted by Dave Hill and Stephen Levinson.
Rob Delaney is a comedian and actor known for Catastrophe, Dying for Sex, and Bad Monkey.
A.D. Miles is an actor and writer known for The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, Horrible People, and Wet Hot American Summer.
Will Hines is known for his work teaching and running the Upright Citizens Brigade theater and has appeared in Brooklyn Nine Nine, The Sex Lives of College Girls, Comedy Bang Bang, and much more
Each season on The Novelizers, we take a beloved film, then get comedy writer (from SNL, The Simpsons, Colbert, and more) to turn it into a hilarious audiobook, narrated by comedians and actors. We also feature interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film.
The Novelizers is produced by Stephen Levinson, with Graham Douglas, Cole Emoff, Kevin Carter, Christine Bullen, Dennis DiClaudio, Rob Kutner, and Dave Hill. Music and additional editing by Cole Emoff. Graphic design by Crystal Dennis. Theme song by Andrew Lin, performed by Knotts. Special thanks to Brad Combs. Distributed by Cincinnati Public Radio.
The Novelizers is an AI-free podcast, written, narrated, edited, and scored entirely by human beings.
The Novelizers is a work of unauthorized parody.
Follow The Novelizers on Instagram, Threads, Facebook and YouTube, and please support us on Patreon.
Copyright 2025 Novelizers LLC.
The Dark Knight - Chapter 1
Featuring a chapter novelized by Rob Kutner and narrated by Lewis Black, plus an interview with Langston Kerman. Hosted by Dave Hill and Stephen Levinson.
Lewis Black played Anger in Inside Out and Inside Out 2, had a regular spot on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and has won multiple Grammy’s for Best Comedy Album.
Langston Kerman is an actor, writer and comedian known for Bust Down on Peacock
Rob Kutner is a TV writer and author known for The Daily Show, Conan, and is one of the producers of The Novelizers.
Each season on The Novelizers, we take a beloved film, then get comedy writer (from SNL, The Simpsons, Colbert, and more) to turn it into a hilarious audiobook, narrated by comedians and actors. We also feature interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film.
The Novelizers is produced by Stephen Levinson, with Graham Douglas, Cole Emoff, Kevin Carter, Christine Bullen, Dennis DiClaudio, Rob Kutner, and Dave Hill. Music and additional editing by Cole Emoff. Graphic design by Crystal Dennis. Theme song by Andrew Lin, performed by Knotts. Special thanks to Brad Combs. Distributed by Cincinnati Public Radio.
The Novelizers is an AI-free podcast, written, narrated, edited, and scored entirely by human beings.
The Novelizers is a work of unauthorized parody.
Follow The Novelizers on Instagram, Threads, Facebook and YouTube, and please support us on Patreon.
Copyright 2025 Novelizers LLC.
Hey NYC!! We'll be performing Dirty Dancing LIVE this FRIDAY - Sept 19th at 7pm at Caveat. Get tickets at https://tinyurl.com/DDNovel
Hey OHIO! We'll be performing The Matrix LIVE on Sat., Oct 4th at 4pm at the Yellow Springs Film Festival. Get tickets at https://tinyurl.com/YSFFNov
This is the ENTIRE Dirty Dancing season - in one giant episode, for your listening pleasure.
ATTN: NYC! The Novelizers will be LIVE at Caveat Sept 19th at 7pm - doing the best of Dirty Dancing - hosted by Jenny Hagel with Jon Bass, Jordan Carlos & More. Tickets here.
ATTN: OHIO! The Novelizers will be LIVE at the Yellow Springs Film Festival on Saturday, October 4th at 4pm - performing The Matrix - hosted by Michael Ian Black with Leyla Ingalls and more. Tickets here.
Special Bonus Episode, recorded LIVE at Caveat in NYC featuring Chris Redd (SNL), Dave Foley (Kids in the Hall), H. Jon Benjamin (Archer, Bob's Burgers) + Dave Hill, featuring 4 chapters from our Wrath of Khan season.
Plus, comedian Leyla Ingalls drops by the podcast to talk to Stephen.
Dirty Dancing - Chapter 18
Featuring a chapter novelized by Leslie Gaar, and narrated by Michael Chernus, plus an interview with Scott Adsit. Hosted by Dave Hill. Plus a surprise guest appearance by Michael Chernus
Michael Chernus is an Obie-award winning actor best known for his work in the show Severance, which is nominated for one-bazillion Emmys this year. He's also played Cal Chapman in Orange is the New Black, in addition to other roles on stage and screen.
Leslie Gaar is an author, performer, and podcaster, whose work has appeared in Washington Post, Jim Henson Co., and McSweeney’s. She hosts a podcast called Creative Jumpstart.
Scott Adsit is an actor, comedian, and writer known for voicing Baymax in Disney's "Big Hero 6" and for his role as Pete Hornberger on NBC's "30 Rock." He was also a main cast member on Adult Swim's "Moral Orel."
This is our final episode of Dirty Dancing - we'll be back with a novelization of The Dark Knight after a brief hiatus.
Each season on The Novelizers, we take a beloved film, then get comedy writer (from SNL, The Simpsons, Colbert, and more) to turn it into a hilarious audiobook, narrated by comedians and actors. We also feature interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film.
The Novelizers is produced by Stephen Levinson, with Graham Douglas, Cole Emoff, Kevin Carter, Christine Bullen, Dennis DiClaudio, Rob Kutner, and Dave Hill. Music and additional editing by Cole Emoff. Graphic design by Crystal Dennis. Theme song by Andrew Lin, performed by Nick Testa. Reprise performed by Dave Hill. Intern: Oscar Waldman. Distributed by Cincinnati Public Radio.
The Novelizers is an AI-free podcast, written, narrated, edited, and scored entirely by human beings.
The Novelizers is a work of unauthorized parody.
Follow The Novelizers on Instagram, Threads, Facebook and YouTube, and please support us on Patreon.
Copyright 2025 Novelizers LLC.