<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong style="color: rgb(73, 80, 87);"&gt;The Dark Knight - Chapter 9&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(73, 80, 87);"&gt;Featuring a chapter novelized by&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Joe Veix&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(73, 80, 87);"&gt; and narrated by&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Michael Torpey&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(73, 80, 87);"&gt;, plus an interview with &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Brandon Dzirko&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(73, 80, 87);"&gt;. Hosted by Dave Hill and Stephen Levinson.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(73, 80, 87);"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Michael Torpey&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt; - &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(31, 31, 31);"&gt;is an actor and writer best known for his work on Orange Is The New Black, VEEP, and Inside Amy Schumer, as well as frequent appearances on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Joe Veix &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt; -&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"&gt; is a writer and artist based in Oakland, CA. He recently wrote the short film &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"&gt;Channelvue&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"&gt;, and has written for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"&gt;The New Yorker&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"&gt;Wired&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"&gt;, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"&gt;McSweeney’s&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"&gt;, and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;em style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"&gt;Vice.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;Brandon Dzirko&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt; - &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"&gt;is a writer, actor, improviser who performs at NY’s UCB theater on ASSSSCAT, Rumpleteaser, or Harold Night with The Prophecy.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em style="color: rgb(34, 34, 34);"&gt;TikTok @brandonandshane @Bdzirko on Instagram&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(73, 80, 87);"&gt;Each season on The Novelizers, we take a beloved film, then get comedy writer (from SNL, The Simpsons, Colbert, and more) to turn it into a hilarious audiobook, narrated by comedians and actors. 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The Novelizers

Stephen Levinson

Michael Torpey, Brandon Dzirko, Joe Veix - Dark Knight 9

FEB 9, 202632 MIN
The Novelizers

Michael Torpey, Brandon Dzirko, Joe Veix - Dark Knight 9

FEB 9, 202632 MIN

Description

The Dark Knight - Chapter 9Featuring a chapter novelized by Joe Veix and narrated by Michael Torpey, plus an interview with Brandon Dzirko. Hosted by Dave Hill and Stephen Levinson.Michael Torpey - is an actor and writer best known for his work on Orange Is The New Black, VEEP, and Inside Amy Schumer, as well as frequent appearances on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.Joe Veix - is a writer and artist based in Oakland, CA. He recently wrote the short film Channelvue, and has written for The New Yorker, Wired, McSweeney’s, and Vice.Brandon Dzirko - is a writer, actor, improviser who performs at NY’s UCB theater on ASSSSCAT, Rumpleteaser, or Harold Night with The Prophecy. TikTok @brandonandshane @Bdzirko on InstagramEach season on The Novelizers, we take a beloved film, then get comedy writer (from SNL, The Simpsons, Colbert, and more) to turn it into a hilarious audiobook, narrated by comedians and actors. We also feature interviews with the people who (may or may not have) made the original film.The Novelizers is produced by Stephen Levinson, with Graham Douglas, Cole Emoff, Kevin Carter, Christine Bullen, Dennis DiClaudio, Rob Kutner, and Dave Hill. Music and additional editing by Cole Emoff. Graphic design by Crystal Dennis. Theme song by Andrew Lin, performed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Knotts. Additional support by Elizabeth Taveras and TJ Arway. Special thanks to Brad Combs. Distributed by Cincinnati Public Radio.The Novelizers is an AI-free podcast, written, narrated, edited, and scored entirely by human beings.The Novelizers is a work of unauthorized parody.⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Follow The Novelizers⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠Threads⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠, TikTok, and ⁠YouTube, and please support us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.Copyright 2026 Novelizers LLC.