Beer Me That Movie

Brace yourself for another round of wild beer-fueled creativity in Fast Five #23! This week, we take a dive into Untappd’s latest treasure trove of eccentric beer names and transform them into outlandish movie pitches you won’t see coming.

Will Dr. Robot become a sci-fi epic about a rogue AI surgeon? Does Muffin on the Backside take us to a bakery heist gone hilariously wrong? Could Dawn Keeper lead the charge in an apocalyptic fantasy battle?

From the shadowy schemes of Crypto Culture to the intrigue of The Madam—is she a cunning con artist or a supernatural force? And don’t forget Super Secret Stairs—a trippy descent into mind-bending mystery or something even weirder?

Tune in for unpredictable twists, hearty laughs, and the beer banter you’ve been craving. And remember, one of these beers might just inspire our next full-length feature idea. Cheers to another round of absurdity!

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00:00 - Intro

00:37 - Welcome To The Show

01:41 - Recap Back Alley Kitty

06:56 - Beer Of The Week: Cinder by Brewery Bhavana

10:34 - Share Your Beers With Us

11:28 - Fast Five Listener Submissions

15:34 - Beer #1 - The Madam

21:07 - Beer #2: Dr Robot

26:57 - Beer #3: Dawn Keeper

33:53 - Beer #4: Crypto Culture

37:24 - Beer #5: Muffin On The Backside

44:24 - Ultimatum Beer: Super Secret Stairs

50:59 - Picking Our Next Feature Film

Welcome to Fast Five #28 – the only podcast episode where we pitch five completely original movie ideas based on actual beers, and none of them are safe for the Oscars… or humanity.

This week, we recover from the chaos of Stuffed Cheeks (Feature Film #27) and dive headfirst into five new cinematic disasters waiting to happen. We’ve got a Angels vs Demons + Amish thriller, a sentient couch conspiracy, and yes, time manipulation via craft beer.

And YOU get to decide which one becomes our next feature film. That’s right — five beers enter, one beer-inspired movie leaves.

🎥 Featured Beers:

•Breakaway Blonde – She’s faster than your alibi.

•Overcast Café – Coffee, clouds, and possible secrets.

•Couch Time – The furniture is alive… and it has thoughts.

•Activator – Espionage, and possible anti-DraftKings-Propaganda.

•Newfallen – A mystical winter tale or an angelic rumspringa

🎧 Listen now, laugh with us, and then head over to Instagram to cast your vote for next week’s feature film: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie

📈 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe to help us keep this madness going!

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CHAPTER MARKERS:

00:00 - Intro

01:32 - Recap: Stuffed Cheeks

08:16 - BOTW - Hop Beard from Fonta Flora

12:27 - Beer #1 - Breakaway Blonde

20:32 - Beer #2 - Overcast Cafe

26:30 - Beer #3 - Couch Time

33:57 - Beer #4 - Activator

43:32 - Beer #5 - Newfallen

51:54 - Get Ready To Vote

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What happens when you mix Saw, Hot Ones, and a haunted Golden Corral? You get STUFFED CHEEKS – a horrifyingly hilarious tale of competitive eaters, cursed chicken wings, and one man’s journey to unlock… The Noble Stomach.💀 Hosted in a sinister mansion by an unhinged philanthropist with a vendetta against gluttony, five elite eaters must devour their way through twisted food challenges or face deliciously deadly consequences.Starring our beloved podcast punching bag Brian D, Stuffed Cheeks is Beer Me That Movie’s 27th feature film, and the first to end with someone being literally digested into another dimension.You voted for this chaos. We delivered it hot, greasy, and with way too much wasabi.Catch the full episode now, and don’t forget — you get to vote on what movie we make next!👇🗳️ Voting & behind-the-scenes: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie📈 Tags:#StuffedCheeks #BeerMeThatMovie #FeatureFilm27 #HorrorComedy #FoodHorror #CompetitiveEating #BuddhistSuperpowers #TheNobleStomach #Satire #SplatstickCinema #YouChoseThis #PodcastMovie

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:03 - Act 1: An Invitation to Feast

00:39:57 - Act 2: The Hunger Games (But Way Grosser)

01:07:27 - Act 3: The Last Supper