Beer Me That Movie

He brought the gospel of peace. She brought a tactical shepherd's crook. Two thousand years ago, under the exact same star in Nazareth, humanity received a savior... and an enforcer.Meet the unknown half-sister of Jesus. Born in a pre-paid manger just three blocks down to Joseph's "side piece," she wasn't destined to be a carpenter or a leader of men. While her brother was preaching, she was the "adjudicator of men," acting as a secret mafioso who cornered the wine market and protected her flock by punching Romans in the face. When the heat gets too intense, she adopts a radical disguise, transforming into the universe's ultimate protector and history's most famous immortal badass: the interdimensional Sexy Nun.It's an epic, blood-soaked origin story featuring holy vengeance, immaculate combat, a time-traveler from Loggerstan, and Marisa Tomei giving birth next to a cow and a pig.This Week’s Feature:Beer: Shepherd WarriorBrewery: Five Stones Artisan BreweryConnect With Us:Website: beermethatmovie.comInstagram: @beermethatmovieLeave a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieHead over to the website to vote on your favorite past Fast Five ideas in The Vault!00:00 - Intro02:17 - Act 1: The Other Manger30:58 - Act 2: The Adjudicator of Men Act 2: The Adjudicator of Men46:43 - Act 3: The Origin of the Sexy Nun58:04 - Epilogue Notes

Welcome back to Beer Me That Movie for Fast Five #37... again. If you're staring at your podcast app feeling a heavy dose of déjà vu, don't worry—we originally recorded this, but the real world attacked us, the feature film was lost to the ether, and we decided to wipe the slate clean and start over. Today, we are back in the Untappd trenches with five brand new beers and five brand new movie pitches.First, we take a trip back in time to recap last week's fan-voted Vault Feature, Juice Above the Clouds, we dive deep into the expanding "Beer Me That Movie" universe, celebrating the return of the Loggerstani Air Pirates, the Sexy Nun saving the day, and the Nugget Nectar-fueled birth of little chicken John Cena.Then, we fire up Untappd and jump into this week's Fast Five lineup:• A Good Match (Second Ship Brewing): Set 20 years in a dystopian future where women are burned at the stake if they aren't married by 25, a secret underground network of "Good Matchers" risks everything to save them.• Sassy Pony (Gigantic Brewing Company): When a wealthy grand uncle leaves his millions to his pony, a down-on-his-luck caretaker takes the job—only to be thrust into a wacky whodunit murder mystery when the pony turns up dead.• Gravity Plan: The earth is scientifically guaranteed to lose gravity for exactly seven seconds, providing the perfect window for a crew of thieves to pull off the ultimate diamond heist.• Shepherd Warrior (Five Stones Artisan Brewery): The highly anticipated origin story of the BMTM universe's greatest hero—the interdimensional Sexy Nun, born in a manger as a Valkyrie warrior.• Moo at the Moon (Hopfly): A dark conspiracy in Loggerstan where the sun never sets, forcing farmers to work 24-hour shifts while waiting for a mythical blue cow to save them.As always, only four survive. We officially drowned Sassy Pony in the bathtub, leaving the remaining four pitches up to you. Head over to our Instagram right now and vote for your favorite pitch. Don't screw this up—it's democracy, but with beer!👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Vote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.com Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie Take a look at our Friends Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@WishYouWereBeerShowUntil next week... Peace, Punch, Moo at the moon!00:00 - Intro01:48 - Recap: Juice Above The Clouds10:15 - BOTW: Sierra Nevada Citra Little Thing12:10 - Sponsorship Break?14:07 - Beer #1: A Good Match19:51 - Beer #2: Sassy Pony25:03 - Beer #3: Gravity Plan31:28 - Bonus Beer! From The Wish You Were Beer Show Podcast31:59 - Beer #4: Shepherd Warrior38:41 - Beer #5: Moo At The Moon44:22 - Pick Our Next Movie

In a world where the only thing tighter than an airplane bathroom is a wrestler's spandex, one man must choose between his legacy and his future.When washed-up wrestling legend Rhett "The Wrestler" Harrison boards a red-eye flight to Louisville to finally kick "the juice" and reunite with his estranged daughter, he doesn’t expect his plane to be hijacked by the notorious Lagerstani Air Pirates. But when brute force is the only way to save the passengers, Rhett must break his new steroid-free streak, dive deep into the plane's septic tank for his lost needle, and form an unexpected tag team with a mysterious, split-kicking sexy nun to suplex terrorists at 30,000 feet.It's an action-packed, high-altitude fever dream full of tray-table warfare, blue poop, experimental "Nugget Nectar," and the ultimate "Fanny Pack Heart Attack".This Week’s Feature:• Beer: Juice Above the Clouds• Brewery: Altamont Beer Works🎧 Connect With Us:• Website: beermethatmovie.com• Instagram: @beermethatmovie• Leave a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie• Head over to the website to vote on your favorite past Fast Five ideas in The Vault!Timestamps:• 00:00 - Intro & Cold Opener• 02:43 - The Vault & Listener Reminder• 04:56 - Act 1: The Last Flight Home• 23:34 - Act 2: Diarrhea Diving & The Transformation• 42:48 - Act 3: High-Altitude Heartstrings• 57:49 - Epilogue: The Post-Credit Egg Scene• 01:00:06 - Outro & Thanks#JuiceAboveTheClouds #BeerMeThatMovie #FeatureFilm37 #RhettTheWrestler #ActionComedy #AirplaneAction #NuggetNectar #PodcastMovie #YouChoseThis

Welcome back to Beer Me That Movie, the podcast that took a five-month hiatus and came back with zero answers and the exact same premise.If you’ve been wondering where we’ve been—fair question. Did we get eaten by a Cone Goblin? Did diabetes finally win? Did we quietly cancel the show like a mediocre Netflix original?In this special "recalibrating" episode, Jon and Harrison sit down in the shed to have an honest conversation about the 5-month gap. Life got heavy, survival mode kicked in, and the podcast had to hit pause so Jon could handle some real-life family stuff and focus on mental health. We talk about the burnout, the dread of the daily grind, and why taking a break was the only way to save the show from becoming a forced, creativity-lacking dumpster fire.But more importantly, we talk about why we came back. We missed the laughs, we missed the community, and we missed making up ridiculous movies with all of you.So, what changes going forward? Less perfection, more fun. We are officially retiring the 4K color-grading and the stressful, rigid plot-point checklists. Going forward, the mission is simple: Jon and Harrison drink a beer, tell a fun story, and try to make you laugh on your drive home. Everything else is just cream cheese.Next week, we are returning to form with our first-ever FEATURE FROM THE VAULT! Head over to beermethatmovie.com right now to cast your vote. Will it be Juice Above the Clouds, Mom Jeans, or Vampirate? You decide!Grab a beer, pull up a stool, and welcome back to the shed.🍻 Beer of the Episode: Sierra Nevada Celebration (Fresh Hop IPA - 6.8% ABV)0:00 - Intro: We Didn't Die 0:48 - The "Recap" & Cracking Open a Celebration 6:09 - So... What Happened? (The Honest Truth) 11:02 - What Surprised Us & What We Missed 23:48 - Changes to the Podcast: Less Perfection, More Fun 39:02 - Why Come Back Now? 50:53 - What's Next: Opening The Vault!👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Vote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.com Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie Find us on Untappd: Beer Me That MovieAs always... Peace, Punch, Gimme Your Lunch!#BeerMeThatMovie #PodcastReturn #CraftBeer #MoviePitches #SierraNevada #ComedyPodcast #MentalHealth #Untappd #Screenwriting

This Fast Five was abandoned to life, trauma, and repair... but it lives on the internet so it's still here....In this week’s Fast Five, we hitch a ride with a former Army Ranger, wake up in a medieval fever dream, and head to space to fight a rock monster that cuddles gravity like a teddy bear. Also: what is the virtue of patience? And how do you escape a fog that may or may not be alive?Five beers. Five movie pitches. And only one will become next week’s Feature Film.This Week’s Beers and Bonkers Pitches:🍺 Destination Unknown – Fieldwork BrewingA retired Army Ranger turned Bloober driver picks up a mysterious passenger. She doesn’t give a drop-off… just says: “Take me to a destination unknown.” 🚗💀🍺 Broken Kingdom – New Trail BrewingA man wakes up in a fantasy kingdom. The only way to break the curse? Win the hand of the princess. And also a jousting tournament. And maybe slay a dragon.🍺 The Heaviest Matter of the Universe – BrewlihanHumanity’s last hope is sent to retrieve a cosmic artifact… only to find it’s guarded by a massive space golem who thinks it’s a bedtime toy. 🪨🧸🍺 Virtue of Patience – Burial Beer Co.A man finds himself in a purgatory-like test of patience. If he passes, he might earn a spot as one of the Four Horsemen. If not? He waits forever.🍺 Fogscape – Jersey Cyclone BrewingA mysterious fog rolls into town, cutting everyone off. Can this small community band together to escape… or will the fog claim them one by one?🎙️ Vote Now:Only one idea makes it to Feature Film status, and you decide which.Vote on Spotify, YouTube, or Instagram. • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie00:00 - Intro01:18 - Recap: Gumballhead10:24 - BOTW: Cold Hearted IPA13:13 - Fast Five Begins14:06 - Beer #1 Destination Unknown19:45 - Beer #2 Broken Kingdom25:20 - Beer #3 The Heaviest Matter Of The Universe32:52 - Beer #4 Virtue Of Patience37:29 - Beer #5 Fogscape42:57 - Decision Time!46:18 - Outtakes