<p>Welcome to Fast Five #42! Have you ever thought about how bad VHS tracking actually made movies better.</p><p><br></p><p>Before we jump into the Untappd trenches, we take a look back at last week&#39;s feature film, True Love. After our recap, Jon unearths a deeply traumatic childhood memory: the 90s Lunchables &quot;Ham Shield&quot;</p><p><br></p><p>With Harrison&#39;s 1954 Coupe Chrysler MeatWagon in full neutral drop, we grind the metal rims down to sparks and jump into this week&#39;s Fast Five lineup</p><p><br></p><p>Estate Sale: A couple buys an off-the-grid house and gets invited to a creepy local estate sale... only to discover they are selling humans, and the horrifying twist is that the humans want to be sold</p><p><br></p><p>Creature of my dreams: A man goes to sleep and has normal dreams, but slowly realizes his dreams are bleeding into reality. It might seem great at first, but soon he has to figure out how to stop it</p><p><br></p><p>All this from a slice of gabagoool: The highly anticipated sequel to The Hustle is Real! A guy takes a job at an Italian deli with a side hustle moving rolled-up carpets... but the carpets actually have demons rolled up inside them</p><p><br></p><p>Bloom: A man visits his hometown during the annual &quot;blooming season&quot; only to realize that the residents are terrifyingly enthralled by the local flowers</p><p><br></p><p>Going Up: After a brutal performance review in Hell, a condemned soul gets a rare second chance to return to Earth</p><p><br></p><p>Head over to our Instagram right now and vote for your favorite pitch in the poll! </p><p><br></p><p>👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Vote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.com </p><p>Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie </p><p>Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie </p><p>Find us on Untappd: Beer Me That Movie</p><p>Until next week... Peace, Punch, and GIMME YA HAMSTER POOP</p><p><br></p><p>00:00 - Intro</p><p>01:45 - Recap: True Love</p><p>11:59 - Beer Of The Week</p><p>14:38 - Ad Break: Sort Of</p><p>17:19 - Beer #1: Estate Sale</p><p>24:04 - Beer #2: Creatures of My Dreams</p><p>29:56 - Beer #3: All This From a Slice of Gabagool</p><p>33:36 - Beer #4: Bloom</p><p>39:51 - Beer #5: Going Up</p><p>46:59 - Decision Time</p>