<p>Buckle up, beer lovers, because this Fast Five takes you on a journey filled with broken promises, overeating disasters, high-altitude smackdowns, and two mystery beers so wild we can’t even say their names out loud.</p><p><br /></p><p>This week, we take five beers and twist them into questionable cinematic gold, proving once again that no beer name is safe from our storytelling chaos.</p><p><br /></p><p>🍺 Beers Reviewed &amp; Their Totally Logical Movie Pitches:</p><p>-Pledge: A man who said “yes” to a 2nd grade pledge quickly realizes he made a mistake.</p><p>-Stuffed Cheeks: An all-you-can-eat buffet with no escape. A horror movie? A survival thriller? A cautionary tale? Yes.</p><p>-Juice Above the Clouds: A retired pro wrestler just wants a peaceful trip home… but when terrorists take over the plane, he’s the only one who can powerbomb them out of the emergency exit.</p><p>-Plus: Two mystery beers so absurd, we had to censor them from the description. What are they? Tune in and find out.</p><p><br /></p><p>Will these films ever get made? Absolutely not. But will you laugh your way through them? Yes. Yes, you will.</p><p><br /></p><p>🍻 Listen, chug along, and tell us YOUR movie ideas!</p><p>🎤 Leave us a voicemail on <a href="www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">SpeakPipe.com/beermethatmovie</a></p><p>📲 Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie</p><p><br /></p><p>#DrinkResponsibly #MovieIrresponsibly #FastFive #beermethatmovie </p><p><br /></p><p>00:00 - Intro</p><p>02:18 - Recap: Velociraptor Hood Ornament</p><p>09:02 - Beer Of The Week: Garage Beer</p><p>16:16 - Fast Five Beings</p><p>17:09 - Beer #1 - Mocha Madhouse</p><p>25:45 - Beer #2 - Juice Above The Clouds</p><p>33:00 - Beer #3 - Stuffed Cheeks</p><p>40:10 - Beer #4 - Shredding on Dank</p><p>46:33 - Beer #5 - Pledge</p><p>55:55 - Vote Now!</p>

Beer Me That Movie

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Fast Five #27 – Pledges, Buffets, and Terror at 30,000 Feet

MAR 19, 202559 MIN
Beer Me That Movie

Fast Five #27 – Pledges, Buffets, and Terror at 30,000 Feet

MAR 19, 202559 MIN

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<p>Buckle up, beer lovers, because this Fast Five takes you on a journey filled with broken promises, overeating disasters, high-altitude smackdowns, and two mystery beers so wild we can’t even say their names out loud.</p><p><br /></p><p>This week, we take five beers and twist them into questionable cinematic gold, proving once again that no beer name is safe from our storytelling chaos.</p><p><br /></p><p>🍺 Beers Reviewed &amp; Their Totally Logical Movie Pitches:</p><p>-Pledge: A man who said “yes” to a 2nd grade pledge quickly realizes he made a mistake.</p><p>-Stuffed Cheeks: An all-you-can-eat buffet with no escape. A horror movie? A survival thriller? A cautionary tale? Yes.</p><p>-Juice Above the Clouds: A retired pro wrestler just wants a peaceful trip home… but when terrorists take over the plane, he’s the only one who can powerbomb them out of the emergency exit.</p><p>-Plus: Two mystery beers so absurd, we had to censor them from the description. What are they? Tune in and find out.</p><p><br /></p><p>Will these films ever get made? Absolutely not. But will you laugh your way through them? Yes. Yes, you will.</p><p><br /></p><p>🍻 Listen, chug along, and tell us YOUR movie ideas!</p><p>🎤 Leave us a voicemail on <a href="www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">SpeakPipe.com/beermethatmovie</a></p><p>📲 Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie</p><p><br /></p><p>#DrinkResponsibly #MovieIrresponsibly #FastFive #beermethatmovie </p><p><br /></p><p>00:00 - Intro</p><p>02:18 - Recap: Velociraptor Hood Ornament</p><p>09:02 - Beer Of The Week: Garage Beer</p><p>16:16 - Fast Five Beings</p><p>17:09 - Beer #1 - Mocha Madhouse</p><p>25:45 - Beer #2 - Juice Above The Clouds</p><p>33:00 - Beer #3 - Stuffed Cheeks</p><p>40:10 - Beer #4 - Shredding on Dank</p><p>46:33 - Beer #5 - Pledge</p><p>55:55 - Vote Now!</p>