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<p>Welcome to Fast Five #28 – the only podcast episode where we pitch five completely original movie ideas based on actual beers, and none of them are safe for the Oscars… or humanity.</p><p><br /></p><p>This week, we recover from the chaos of Stuffed Cheeks (Feature Film #27) and dive headfirst into five new cinematic disasters waiting to happen. We’ve got a Angels vs Demons + Amish thriller, a sentient couch conspiracy, and yes, time manipulation via craft beer.</p><p><br /></p><p>And YOU get to decide which one becomes our next feature film. That’s right — five beers enter, one beer-inspired movie leaves.</p><p><br /></p><p>🎥 Featured Beers:</p><p> •Breakaway Blonde – She’s faster than your alibi.</p><p> •Overcast Café – Coffee, clouds, and possible secrets.</p><p> •Couch Time – The furniture is alive… and it has thoughts.</p><p> •Activator – Espionage, and possible anti-DraftKings-Propaganda.</p><p> •Newfallen – A mystical winter tale or an angelic rumspringa</p><p><br /></p><p>🎧 Listen now, laugh with us, and then head over to Instagram to cast your vote for next week’s feature film: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie</p><p><br /></p><p>📈 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe to help us keep this madness going!</p><p><br /></p><p>⸻</p><p><br /></p><p>CHAPTER MARKERS:</p><p>00:00 - Intro</p><p>01:32 - Recap: Stuffed Cheeks</p><p>08:16 - BOTW - Hop Beard from Fonta Flora</p><p>12:27 - Beer #1 - Breakaway Blonde</p><p>20:32 - Beer #2 - Overcast Cafe</p><p>26:30 - Beer #3 - Couch Time</p><p>33:57 - Beer #4 - Activator</p><p>43:32 - Beer #5 - Newfallen</p><p>51:54 - Get Ready To Vote</p><p><br /></p><p>#FastFive #BeerMeThatMovie #CraftBeerPodcast #MoviePitches #ComedyPodcast #IndieFilmIdeas #BreakawayBlonde #CouchTime #HopBeard #PodcastVoting #FeatureFilmVoting</p>

Beer Me That Movie

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Fast Five #28 – Breakaway Blondes, Couch Crimes, and a Beer That Controls People

APR 2, 202555 MIN
Beer Me That Movie

Fast Five #28 – Breakaway Blondes, Couch Crimes, and a Beer That Controls People

APR 2, 202555 MIN

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<p>Welcome to Fast Five #28 – the only podcast episode where we pitch five completely original movie ideas based on actual beers, and none of them are safe for the Oscars… or humanity.</p><p><br /></p><p>This week, we recover from the chaos of Stuffed Cheeks (Feature Film #27) and dive headfirst into five new cinematic disasters waiting to happen. We’ve got a Angels vs Demons + Amish thriller, a sentient couch conspiracy, and yes, time manipulation via craft beer.</p><p><br /></p><p>And YOU get to decide which one becomes our next feature film. That’s right — five beers enter, one beer-inspired movie leaves.</p><p><br /></p><p>🎥 Featured Beers:</p><p> •Breakaway Blonde – She’s faster than your alibi.</p><p> •Overcast Café – Coffee, clouds, and possible secrets.</p><p> •Couch Time – The furniture is alive… and it has thoughts.</p><p> •Activator – Espionage, and possible anti-DraftKings-Propaganda.</p><p> •Newfallen – A mystical winter tale or an angelic rumspringa</p><p><br /></p><p>🎧 Listen now, laugh with us, and then head over to Instagram to cast your vote for next week’s feature film: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie</p><p><br /></p><p>📈 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe to help us keep this madness going!</p><p><br /></p><p>⸻</p><p><br /></p><p>CHAPTER MARKERS:</p><p>00:00 - Intro</p><p>01:32 - Recap: Stuffed Cheeks</p><p>08:16 - BOTW - Hop Beard from Fonta Flora</p><p>12:27 - Beer #1 - Breakaway Blonde</p><p>20:32 - Beer #2 - Overcast Cafe</p><p>26:30 - Beer #3 - Couch Time</p><p>33:57 - Beer #4 - Activator</p><p>43:32 - Beer #5 - Newfallen</p><p>51:54 - Get Ready To Vote</p><p><br /></p><p>#FastFive #BeerMeThatMovie #CraftBeerPodcast #MoviePitches #ComedyPodcast #IndieFilmIdeas #BreakawayBlonde #CouchTime #HopBeard #PodcastVoting #FeatureFilmVoting</p>