<p>In this week’s Fast Five, we’re serving up five fresh beer-inspired movie pitches, including one killer listener submission that might just become our next Feature Film. From cursed hotel service to ancient kazoo mythology, things get weird fast.</p><p><br></p><p>This Week’s Beer-to-Movie Madness:</p><p> •Gumballhead – A failed mall vendor discovers he can see the future through his gumball machine helmet… and TikTok loves it.</p><p> •Cold Hearted Woman – A secret witch barista builds an army of pissed-off women by pouring herself into iced cappuccinos.</p><p> •Friends With Benefits – Two guys pretend to be married for health insurance, but HR starts asking real questions.</p><p> •The Last Kazoo – A mythic origin story of Lagerstahn told in the style of Jason and the Argonauts… if Jason had beer breath.</p><p> •Ring the Bell – A boutique hotel where the staff kills you with kindness—and also kills you.</p><p><br></p><p>Vote on your favorite to decide next week’s Feature Film!</p><p>📲 Instagram, Spotify, YouTube comments—or send us a letter with a photo of you holding a beer. Shirt on, please.</p><p><br></p><p>Follow & Connect:</p><p>🌐 beermethatmovie.com</p><p>📸 Instagram: @beermethatmovie</p><p>🍺 Untappd: BeerMeThatMovie</p><p>🎙 Leave a Voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>00:00 - Intro</p><p>01:27 - Recap: You Vs You</p><p>09:47 - BOTW: Pivo Pils</p><p>14:03 - Beer #1: Gumballhead</p><p>21:53 - Beer #2: Cold Hearted Woman</p><p>29:22 - Beer #3: Friends With Benefits</p><p>37:29 - Beer #4: The Last Kazoo</p><p>45:54 - Beer #5: Ring The Bell</p>
