<p>In this week’s Fast Five, we hitch a ride with a former Army Ranger, wake up in a medieval fever dream, and head to space to fight a rock monster that cuddles gravity like a teddy bear. Also: what is the virtue of patience? And how do you escape a fog that may or may not be alive?</p><p><br></p><p>Five beers. Five movie pitches. And only one will become next week’s Feature Film.</p><p><br></p><p>This Week’s Beers and Bonkers Pitches:</p><p>🍺 Destination Unknown – Fieldwork Brewing</p><p>A retired Army Ranger turned Bloober driver picks up a mysterious passenger. She doesn’t give a drop-off… just says: “Take me to a destination unknown.” 🚗💀</p><p><br></p><p>🍺 Broken Kingdom – New Trail Brewing</p><p>A man wakes up in a fantasy kingdom. The only way to break the curse? Win the hand of the princess. And also a jousting tournament. And maybe slay a dragon.</p><p><br></p><p>🍺 The Heaviest Matter of the Universe – Brewlihan</p><p>Humanity’s last hope is sent to retrieve a cosmic artifact… only to find it’s guarded by a massive space golem who thinks it’s a bedtime toy. 🪨🧸</p><p><br></p><p>🍺 Virtue of Patience – Burial Beer Co.</p><p>A man finds himself in a purgatory-like test of patience. If he passes, he might earn a spot as one of the Four Horsemen. If not? He waits forever.</p><p><br></p><p>🍺 Fogscape – Jersey Cyclone Brewing</p><p>A mysterious fog rolls into town, cutting everyone off. Can this small community band together to escape… or will the fog claim them one by one?</p><p><br></p><p>🎙️ Vote Now:</p><p>Only one idea makes it to Feature Film status, and you decide which.</p><p>Vote on Spotify, YouTube, or Instagram.</p><p><br></p><p> • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/</p><p> • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/</p><p> • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie</p><p> • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>00:00 - Intro</p><p>01:18 - Recap: Gumballhead</p><p>10:24 - BOTW: Cold Hearted IPA</p><p>13:13 - Fast Five Begins</p><p>14:06 - Beer #1 Destination Unknown</p><p>19:45 - Beer #2 Broken Kingdom</p><p>25:20 - Beer #3 The Heaviest Matter Of The Universe</p><p>32:52 - Beer #4 Virtue Of Patience</p><p>37:29 - Beer #5 Fogscape</p><p>42:57 - Decision Time!</p><p>46:18 - Outtakes</p>

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Fast Five #37 – Fog, Rock Monsters, and a Princess’s Hand?

AUG 13, 202547 MIN
Beer Me That Movie

Fast Five #37 – Fog, Rock Monsters, and a Princess’s Hand?

AUG 13, 202547 MIN

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<p>In this week’s Fast Five, we hitch a ride with a former Army Ranger, wake up in a medieval fever dream, and head to space to fight a rock monster that cuddles gravity like a teddy bear. Also: what is the virtue of patience? And how do you escape a fog that may or may not be alive?</p><p><br></p><p>Five beers. Five movie pitches. And only one will become next week’s Feature Film.</p><p><br></p><p>This Week’s Beers and Bonkers Pitches:</p><p>🍺 Destination Unknown – Fieldwork Brewing</p><p>A retired Army Ranger turned Bloober driver picks up a mysterious passenger. She doesn’t give a drop-off… just says: “Take me to a destination unknown.” 🚗💀</p><p><br></p><p>🍺 Broken Kingdom – New Trail Brewing</p><p>A man wakes up in a fantasy kingdom. The only way to break the curse? Win the hand of the princess. And also a jousting tournament. And maybe slay a dragon.</p><p><br></p><p>🍺 The Heaviest Matter of the Universe – Brewlihan</p><p>Humanity’s last hope is sent to retrieve a cosmic artifact… only to find it’s guarded by a massive space golem who thinks it’s a bedtime toy. 🪨🧸</p><p><br></p><p>🍺 Virtue of Patience – Burial Beer Co.</p><p>A man finds himself in a purgatory-like test of patience. If he passes, he might earn a spot as one of the Four Horsemen. If not? He waits forever.</p><p><br></p><p>🍺 Fogscape – Jersey Cyclone Brewing</p><p>A mysterious fog rolls into town, cutting everyone off. Can this small community band together to escape… or will the fog claim them one by one?</p><p><br></p><p>🎙️ Vote Now:</p><p>Only one idea makes it to Feature Film status, and you decide which.</p><p>Vote on Spotify, YouTube, or Instagram.</p><p><br></p><p> • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/</p><p> • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/</p><p> • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie</p><p> • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie</p><p><br></p><p><br></p><p>00:00 - Intro</p><p>01:18 - Recap: Gumballhead</p><p>10:24 - BOTW: Cold Hearted IPA</p><p>13:13 - Fast Five Begins</p><p>14:06 - Beer #1 Destination Unknown</p><p>19:45 - Beer #2 Broken Kingdom</p><p>25:20 - Beer #3 The Heaviest Matter Of The Universe</p><p>32:52 - Beer #4 Virtue Of Patience</p><p>37:29 - Beer #5 Fogscape</p><p>42:57 - Decision Time!</p><p>46:18 - Outtakes</p>