<p>Mark your calendars, Shed Family, because a modern miracle has occurred: we are recording two weeks in a row without mysteriously vanishing into the ether! The Honda Hatchback is fully gassed up, the mics are hot, and the Cone Goblins haven&#39;t eaten our hard drives.</p><p><br></p><p>Before we jump into the Untappd trenches, we take a look back at last week&#39;s triumphant feature film, Shepherd Warrior. We finally tackled the highly anticipated origin story of our holiest hero—the interdimensional Sexy Nun (now officially named Alexandra)</p><p><br></p><p>Powered by our Beer of the Week, &quot;Frank the Dank&quot; from Lenny Boy Brewing (a West Coast IPA featuring Old School&#39;s Frank the Tank with a dart in his neck), we jump into this week&#39;s Fast Five lineup:</p><p><br></p><p>Rolling Sevens (Zuul Beer Company): When Paul inherits a failing lawnmower tire factory, he tries to save the business by making tiny tires (&quot;sevens&quot;) cool for luxury cars. His master plan? Pitching Shaq on a 20-wheel Bugatti that drives like a tank and can roll over thumbtacks... or people</p><p><br></p><p>In the Steep (Outer Range Brewing): A sci-fi prison break set on a penal colony at the edge of the atmosphere. The inmates invent a super-nutrient space potato, hollow it out, and ride it through the atmosphere back to Earth like a starchy spaceship</p><p><br></p><p>Baby Ghost (Wills): An interdimensional love story where a struggling artist falls in love with his ghost roommate. They procreate, birthing a baby ghost that phases through walls. Naturally, they train the infant to be a master jewel thief</p><p><br></p><p>Freedom in a Cage (Tactical Brewing): Set in a dystopian world of pure anarchy secretly ruled by Nicolas Cage, a man named Juliano tries to build a safe commune with rules, only to realize he hasn&#39;t created freedom—he&#39;s just built a slightly larger cage</p><p><br></p><p>Hot Dog (Explorium): Satan&#39;s personal pet escapes Hell for a weekend on Earth. Realizing humans are pretty nice, the Devil&#39;s Dog goes rogue, preventing people from making bad decisions and absolutely ruining Satan’s Q4 quota for damned souls</p><p><br></p><p>👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie</p><p><br></p><p>Vote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.com </p><p>Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie </p><p>Find us on Untappd: Beer Me That Movie</p><p>Peace, Punch, Gimme Your Frank the Dank!</p>