<p>What if your college couch… was evil?</p><p><br /></p><p>Two roommates score the ultimate Craigslist futon. It’s soft. It’s supportive. It whispers to them at night. As missed classes pile up and snack bags multiply, one pre-med roommate starts to wonder: Is the couch just comfy, or is it slowly draining their souls?</p><p><br /></p><p>Welcome to COUCH TIME — a slacker horror-comedy where laziness is a curse, chips are a sacrament, and the only way out… is off the couch.</p><p><br /></p><p>This is our 28th feature film, and the people have spoken! You voted this twisted tale into existence, and a huge thanks to Mad Mole Brewing for tipping the scales by sharing it on Instagram. Oh—and did we mention? This is our first-ever THC seltzer feature. So yeah. Buckle up, or better yet… lie down.</p><p><br /></p><p>📣 Follow Us & Stay Comfy</p><p>🌐 Website: <a href="https://beermethatmovie.com" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">https://beermethatmovie.com</a></p><p>📸 Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie</a></p><p>🍻 Untappd: <a href="https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie</a></p><p>🎤 Send us a voicemail: <a href="https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie" target="_blank" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer">https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie</a></p><p><br /></p><p>CHAPTERS</p><p>00:00:00 - Intro</p><p>00:02:41 - Act 1: Free Couch Energy</p><p>00:33:14 - Act 2: The Reclining Spiral</p><p>01:00:44 - Act 3: Throw Pillow Showdown</p><p><br /></p><p>Tags:</p><p>#CouchTime #BeerMeThatMovie #FeatureFilm28 #THCSeltzer #MadMoleBrewing #SlackerHorror #ComedyHorror #PossessedFurniture #LazyBoyGoneRogue #YouChoseThis #PodcastMovie #BravoQuotesFromDudes #UntappedChaos</p>
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