<p>He brought the gospel of peace. She brought a tactical shepherd's crook. Two thousand years ago, under the exact same star in Nazareth, humanity received a savior... and an enforcer.</p><p><br /></p><p>Meet the unknown half-sister of Jesus. </p><p>Born in a pre-paid manger just three blocks down to Joseph's "side piece," she wasn't destined to be a carpenter or a leader of men. While her brother was preaching, she was the "adjudicator of men," acting as a secret mafioso who cornered the wine market and protected her flock by punching Romans in the face. When the heat gets too intense, she adopts a radical disguise, transforming into the universe's ultimate protector and history's most famous immortal badass: the interdimensional Sexy Nun.</p><p><br /></p><p>It's an epic, blood-soaked origin story featuring holy vengeance, immaculate combat, a time-traveler from Loggerstan, and Marisa Tomei giving birth next to a cow and a pig.</p><p><br /></p><p>This Week’s Feature:</p><p>Beer: Shepherd Warrior</p><p>Brewery: Five Stones Artisan Brewery</p><p><br /></p><p>Connect With Us:</p><p>Website: beermethatmovie.com</p><p>Instagram: @beermethatmovie</p><p>Leave a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie</p><p>Head over to the website to vote on your favorite past Fast Five ideas in The Vault!</p><p><br /></p><p>00:00 - Intro</p><p>02:17 - Act 1: The Other Manger</p><p>30:58 - Act 2: The Adjudicator of Men Act 2: The Adjudicator of Men</p><p>46:43 - Act 3: The Origin of the Sexy Nun</p><p>58:04 - Epilogue Notes</p>