<p>In an alternate 2026 where marriage is outlawed, meat is banned, and society relies entirely on canned beans for protein, what happens when you discover that the internet&#39;s biggest wellness trend is actually a toxic global conspiracy?</p><p>Meet Kat, a lonely government software engineer who spends her days curating her backyard carrot sanctuary and religiously following the minimalist, dirt-eating lifestyle of mega-influencer Hope &quot;Wholeness&quot; Higgins. But when Hope mysteriously vanishes after posting a forbidden video declaring she&#39;s found a &quot;soulmate,&quot; Kat hacks into the mainframe to track her down. She discovers Hope is being held captive by The Council of Nibbage (an anagram for Big Bean), a shadowy legume lobby led by a power-suit-wearing Marisa Tomei.</p><p>Big Bean has been lacing influencer-promoted soil and water with lead and sedatives to keep the population isolated, tired, and completely dependent on their canned slop. It’s a high-stakes, hilarious thriller where Kat and Hope must team up to reverse the poisoned water supply, take down Big Bean&#39;s corporate summit, and prove that true &quot;wholeness&quot; isn&#39;t about gardening alone in a yurt—it&#39;s about community.</p><p><br></p><p>This Week’s Feature:</p><p>Beer: It&#39;s a Whole Thing</p><p>Brewery: Original Pattern Brewing</p><p><br></p><p>🎧 Connect With Us:</p><p>Website: <a href="https://beermethatmovie.com/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer">beermethatmovie.com</a></p><p>Instagram: @beermethatmovie</p><p>Leave a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie</p><p><br></p><p>Head over to the website to vote on your favorite past Fast Five ideas in The Vault!</p><p><br></p><p>00:00:00 - Intro</p><p>00:03:13 - Act 1: The Carrot Queen</p><p>00:30:10 - Act 2: The Garden of Deception</p><p>00:46:37 - Act 3: Putting the Pieces Together</p><p>01:02:51 - Epilogue</p>