The Prince of Darkness finally leaves the protection of Transylvania. The Enclave locks down every airport in Europe. Their best assassins wait in the target destinations of New York, Florida, and New Orleans! Will Juan's plan to get Dracula to America work? Can he survive traveling economy class? And who is the enemy hot on his trail? It's the Grand Finale, Winkee huggers!

<description>&lt;p&gt;The Prince of Darkness finally leaves the protection of Transylvania. The Enclave locks down every airport in Europe. Their best assassins wait in the target destinations of New York, Florida, and New Orleans!&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Will Juan's plan to get Dracula to America work? Can he survive traveling economy class? And who is the enemy hot on his trail?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;It's the Grand Finale, Winkee huggers!&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description>

The Prince of Darkness finally leaves the protection of Transylvania. The Enclave locks down every airport in Europe. Their best assassins wait in the target destinations of New York, Florida, and New Orleans! Will Juan's plan to get Dracula to...

The Grand Finale! How are we still on?

Dracula! Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen! The night they escaped the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Traveling Ya-Yas! At last, the story of their forbidden love plays out! Questions are answered. Fates are determined. Do wishful winkees and hopeful hoo-has live happily ever after? Plus Chardonnay Wafflehutt shares his own romantic night with ABBA. That's in your head now. Forever.

<description>&lt;p&gt;Dracula! Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen! The night they escaped the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Traveling Ya-Yas!&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;At last, the story of their forbidden love plays out! Questions are answered. Fates are determined. Do wishful winkees and hopeful hoo-has live happily ever after?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Plus Chardonnay Wafflehutt shares his own romantic night with ABBA.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;That's in your head now. Forever.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description>

Dracula! Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen! The night they escaped the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Traveling Ya-Yas! At last, the story of their forbidden love plays out! Questions are answered. Fates are determined. Do wishful winkees and hopeful...

My Safe Word is 'Stroodlehymen'

Sister Agnes, Teabag McJoy, and SD P'Tang call an emergency meeting to finalize the extermination of Dracula! Chardonnay Wafflehutt hijacks the recording studio! And legendary TV gameshow host, Sparky Guidonian, puts the pressure on the Enclave to name the Top 3 Destinations Dracula might escape to in America! Can you name them?

<description>&lt;p&gt;Sister Agnes, Teabag McJoy, and SD P'Tang call an emergency meeting to finalize the extermination of Dracula!&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Chardonnay Wafflehutt hijacks the recording studio!&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;And legendary TV gameshow host, Sparky Guidonian, puts the pressure on the Enclave to name the &lt;em&gt;Top 3 Destinations Dracula might escape to in America!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Can you name them?&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description>

Sister Agnes, Teabag McJoy, and SD P'Tang call an emergency meeting to finalize the extermination of Dracula! Chardonnay Wafflehutt hijacks the recording studio! And legendary TV gameshow host, Sparky Guidonian, puts the pressure on the Enclave to...

Series Recap in 5 Words or less!

Dracula wallows in a walk of shame after his night with Miriam, the American virgin. His mind can't help but wander to... Gretchen. Reliving the first time they met. And yeah. Probably doing the hummina hummina haaah. As always, Juan is there to pick up the pieces. But most importantly, we finally answer the #1 fan request--- Chad the Hippie Werewolf pays a visit! It's full moon fever, shrouded in a fog bank of weed.

<description>&lt;p&gt;Dracula wallows in a walk of shame after his night with Miriam, the American virgin. His mind can't help but wander to... Gretchen. Reliving the first time they met. And yeah. Probably doing the hummina hummina haaah.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;As always, Juan is there to pick up the pieces. But most importantly, we &lt;em&gt;finally&lt;/em&gt; answer the #1 fan request--- Chad the Hippie Werewolf pays a visit!&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;It's full moon fever, shrouded in a fog bank of weed.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</description>

Dracula wallows in a walk of shame after his night with Miriam, the American virgin. His mind can't help but wander to... Gretchen. Reliving the first time they met. And yeah. Probably doing the hummina hummina haaah. As always, Juan is there to pick...

Her Name was Gretchen, with Two Big T's

Teabag McJoy, holy warrior. Sister Agnes, the Mo Fo Superior. SD P'Tang, street pimp extraordinaire. Calling together the world's mightest heroes and enemies of Dracula! Sit in on a meeting with THE ENCLAVE. Plans are set in stone. The net is cast. And scones are served. All this... and Flathead Kate! You're welcome.

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Teabag McJoy, holy warrior. Sister Agnes, the Mo Fo Superior. SD P'Tang, street pimp extraordinaire. Calling together the world's mightest heroes and enemies of Dracula! Sit in on a meeting with THE ENCLAVE. Plans are set in stone. The net is cast....

The Enemy Of My Enemy Still Hates Me

Vacationing in Transylvania, two brothers followed an armadillo into a cave. There, they found ancient recordings on wax cylinders and 8-tracks. And soon realized they had discovered the audio diary of Dracula!
A story of forbidden love, ruthless enemies, and the eternal struggle of a vampire and his mega-boomer derp winkee.
A story that seems to continue to today...

Dracula's Winkee

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