<description>&lt;p&gt;Fall asleep to one of the deepest, most soothing voices you've ever heard reading the most inconsequential material there is.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Drift off immersing yourself in the meticulous operational procedures for the iconic Singer Model 201 sewing machine. Find rest in the certainty of Section 2, which dictates the precise method for threading the upper body, the correct path for the 'Perfect Lockstitch,' and the non-negotiable technique for testing bobbin tension—the delicate two-inch drop-and-hold test. Surrender to the rhythm of perfect mechanism and the required periodicity of lubrication.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;This technical reading is designed to replace conventional bed time stories with structured boredom. An alternative to standard short bed time stories, this episode offers the focus of a sleep meditation podcast that can also soothe adult ADHD. Deeply Unimportant's adult bed time stories consist of pure, unchallenging data—sleep stories meant to be ignored.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Subscribe for ad-free episodes, long episodes that run all night, bonus content and more. And consider gifting a subscription. Visit &lt;a href= "http://deeplyunimportant.com"&gt;deeplyunimportant.com&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description>

Deeply Unimportant: Boring Technical Readings for Sleep

Dallas Kachan, former news anchor & sleep narrator

Sleep Meditation: 1954 Singer Sewing Machine Operating Manual

DEC 14, 202556 MIN
Deeply Unimportant: Boring Technical Readings for Sleep

Sleep Meditation: 1954 Singer Sewing Machine Operating Manual

DEC 14, 202556 MIN

Description

Fall asleep to one of the deepest, most soothing voices you've ever heard reading the most inconsequential material there is. Drift off immersing yourself in the meticulous operational procedures for the iconic Singer Model 201 sewing machine. Find rest in the certainty of Section 2, which dictates the precise method for threading the upper body, the correct path for the 'Perfect Lockstitch,' and the non-negotiable technique for testing bobbin tension—the delicate two-inch drop-and-hold test. Surrender to the rhythm of perfect mechanism and the required periodicity of lubrication. This technical reading is designed to replace conventional bed time stories with structured boredom. An alternative to standard short bed time stories, this episode offers the focus of a sleep meditation podcast that can also soothe adult ADHD. Deeply Unimportant's adult bed time stories consist of pure, unchallenging data—sleep stories meant to be ignored. Subscribe for ad-free episodes, long episodes that run all night, bonus content and more. And consider gifting a subscription. Visit deeplyunimportant.com.