Fall asleep to one of the deepest, most soothing voices you've ever heard reading the most inconsequential material there is. This is the ultimate sleep aid for racing minds, utilizing boring technical readings to help you achieve natural sleep and quiet insomnia. Leave the chaos of real weather and enter a perfect, theoretical world. Drift off to International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) Annex 5, which dictates the global units of measurement for aviation, including the precise constants of the Standard Atmosphere, the definition of altitude, and the use of the SI system. Find comfort in the standardization of reality itself. This technical reading is designed to replace conventional bed time stories with structured boredom. An alternative to standard short bed time stories, this episode offers the focus of a sleep meditation podcast that can also soothe adult ADHD. Deeply Unimportant's adult bed time stories consist of pure, unchallenging data—sleep stories meant to be ignored. By focusing on meticulous, non-narrative detail, we provide a form of cognitive shuffle for ADHD and anxiety—anchoring the mind with the professional broadcast gravitas of a former newscaster so you can stop racing thoughts at night. This version of the show is ad-supported: ads play at the beginning of the episode, but nowhere else as you drift off. Access a full archive of ad-free sleep episodes (including long versions that run all night, and infinite loops) for a few dollars a month. Visit http://deeplyunimportant.com to subscribe or gift a membership to a fellow over-thinker.