<description>&lt;html&gt;&lt;p&gt;Welcome back to Episode 145 of The Unadulterated BS Podcast! It’s our second week back behind the mics, and honestly? We came down with a terminal case of the Mondays.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Consider this your official warning: there is an excessive amount of penis talk in today's episode. We really tried to keep it together, but between the Monday fog and the absolutely unhinged news stories we had to cover, the train completely left the station.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here’s the BS on the docket for this week:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Worst Easter Egg Hunt Ever:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/family-finds-possible-human-remains-in-long-beach-during-easter-egg-hunt-police-say/ar-AA20fyLd?cvpid=11643d1aeda24243d208f5f2c68ef039" target="_blank"&gt;A family in Long Beach makes a horrifying discovery while looking for plastic eggs.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The "Special" Chocolate:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2026-03-30/viagra-ingredient-spike-chocolate-recalled-in-california" target="_blank"&gt;A bizarre recall hits California after a popular chocolate is found spiked with a Viagra ingredient.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;When in Japan...:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="https://www.france24.com/en/asia-pacific/20260405-crowds-march-with-giant-phalluses-at-japan-s-fertility-festival" target="_blank"&gt;We discuss Japan’s famous fertility festival, where crowds march through the streets with giant phalluses. (See? We told you the news made us do it!)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Note: This is the free version of the episode, so you'll hear a few ads that help keep the lights on. If you want to listen ad-free and get bonus content, come join us over on Patreon!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Grab a drink, lower those expectations, and enjoy the show!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr/&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Legal Stuff:&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Ad Music&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Faster Does&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; It by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/contact" target="_blank"&gt;Kevin MacLeod&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/" target="_blank"&gt;Creative Commons Attribution License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Old School Rock 70s "Burning Lantern".mp3&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/vlad-annenkov/" target="_blank"&gt;Vlad Annenkov&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank"&gt;Attribution 4.0 International License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Octopussy&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/contact" target="_blank"&gt;Juanitos&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/fr/" target="_blank"&gt;Attribution 2.0 France License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dirt Roads and Dancing Dogs&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank"&gt;Mr Smith&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank"&gt;Attribution 4.0 International License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;INTRO/OUTRO &amp;amp; EPISODE MUSIC&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rock Thing&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo/contact" target="_blank"&gt;Creo&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" target="_blank"&gt;Attribution License&lt;/a&gt;. (&lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI" target="_blank"&gt;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;No Pants Friday &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;by Lee Rosevere is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank"&gt;Attribution 4.0 International License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Da Rock&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank"&gt;Mr Smith&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank"&gt;Attribution 4.0 International License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Crooked Townie&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/holiznacc0/" target="_blank"&gt;HoliznaCC0&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/" target="_blank"&gt;CC0 1.0 Universal License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/html&gt;</description>

The Unadulterated BS Podcast

The Unadulterated BS Podcast

ALS for Dangling... 🍆

APR 7, 202650 MIN
The Unadulterated BS Podcast

ALS for Dangling... 🍆

APR 7, 202650 MIN

Description

<html><p>Welcome back to Episode 145 of The Unadulterated BS Podcast! It’s our second week back behind the mics, and honestly? We came down with a terminal case of the Mondays.</p><p>Consider this your official warning: there is an excessive amount of penis talk in today's episode. We really tried to keep it together, but between the Monday fog and the absolutely unhinged news stories we had to cover, the train completely left the station.</p><p>Here’s the BS on the docket for this week:</p><ul><li><p><strong>The Worst Easter Egg Hunt Ever:</strong> <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/family-finds-possible-human-remains-in-long-beach-during-easter-egg-hunt-police-say/ar-AA20fyLd?cvpid=11643d1aeda24243d208f5f2c68ef039" target="_blank">A family in Long Beach makes a horrifying discovery while looking for plastic eggs.</a></p></li><li><p><strong>The "Special" Chocolate:</strong> <a href="https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2026-03-30/viagra-ingredient-spike-chocolate-recalled-in-california" target="_blank">A bizarre recall hits California after a popular chocolate is found spiked with a Viagra ingredient.</a></p></li><li><p><strong>When in Japan...:</strong> <a href="https://www.france24.com/en/asia-pacific/20260405-crowds-march-with-giant-phalluses-at-japan-s-fertility-festival" target="_blank">We discuss Japan’s famous fertility festival, where crowds march through the streets with giant phalluses. (See? We told you the news made us do it!)</a></p></li></ul><p><em>Note: This is the free version of the episode, so you'll hear a few ads that help keep the lights on. If you want to listen ad-free and get bonus content, come join us over on Patreon!</em></p><p>Grab a drink, lower those expectations, and enjoy the show!</p><hr/><h3>Legal Stuff:</h3><p><strong>Ad Music</strong></p><ul><li><p><em><strong>Faster Does</strong></em> It by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/contact" target="_blank">Kevin MacLeod</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/" target="_blank">Creative Commons Attribution License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Old School Rock 70s "Burning Lantern".mp3</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/vlad-annenkov/" target="_blank">Vlad Annenkov</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Octopussy</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/contact" target="_blank">Juanitos</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/fr/" target="_blank">Attribution 2.0 France License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Dirt Roads and Dancing Dogs</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank">Mr Smith</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</p></li></ul><p><strong>INTRO/OUTRO &amp; EPISODE MUSIC</strong> </p><ul><li><p><em><strong>Rock Thing</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo/contact" target="_blank">Creo</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" target="_blank">Attribution License</a>. (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI</a>)</p></li><li><p><em><strong>No Pants Friday </strong></em>by Lee Rosevere is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Da Rock</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank">Mr Smith</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Crooked Townie</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/holiznacc0/" target="_blank">HoliznaCC0</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/" target="_blank">CC0 1.0 Universal License</a>.</p></li></ul><p></p></html>