The Unadulterated BS Podcast

MAY 7, 2026

<html>Welcome to the show, BS Freeloaders! 👋🍻Episode 149 of The Unadulterated BS Podcast is officially live and free everywhere you get your podcasts!We kick things off this week by completely blurring the lines between high society and the gutter with a rousing game of "Kentucky Derby Horse Name or Sex Act?" You already know things went completely off the rails.Then we dive headfirst into "This Week in BS," where we roast some of the most unhinged news on the internet. We’ve got $80,000 in Chick-fil-A criminal "mac-tivity," a Taco Bell employee taking customer service to an extreme level, the great silicone girlfriend dumping, and a woman who tried to solve an eviction by literally opening the bees.Finally, we wrap things up with a quick nod to May the 4th (and Weston's birthday!). May the Fourth be with you!You can listen right here on Patreon, or stream us for free on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, YouTube, or wherever else you fill your ears. If you enjoy the madness, please remember to rate, review, and subscribe! If you leave us a 5-star review, head over to social media and tag us with #ubsfivestar so we can read it on next week's show!Grab a drink, hit play, and let’s get into it. 🎙️🔥<h3>🔗 THIS WEEK IN BS ARTICLES:</h3><ul><li>Chick-fil-A Mac 'N' Cheese Fraud: <a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-man-nabbed-mac-cheese-caper-chick-fil-a-rcna342938" target="_blank">Chick-fil-A worker accused of criminal mac-tivity in $80,000 mac 'n' cheese fraud, police say</a></li><li>Taco Bell Worker Shootout: <a href="https://pugetpress.com/2026/05/01/taco-bell-worker-shooting-florida-water-cup-dispute/" target="_blank">Taco Bell Worker Accused Of Shooting At Customers - Western Washington News & Lifestyle | Puget Press</a></li><li>‘She’s opening the bees!’ Eviction Chaos: <a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/28/massachusetts-beekeeper-jailed-eviction?CMP=fb_gu&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1777387913" target="_blank">‘She’s opening the bees!’ US beekeeper jailed for trying to save friend from eviction | Massachusetts | The Guardian</a></li><li>Man Dumps Silicone Girlfriend: <a href="https://pinktentacle.com/2008/09/man-charged-with-dumping-silicone-girlfriend/" target="_blank">Man charged with dumping silicone girlfriend ~ Pink Tentacle</a></li></ul><h3>🎵 EPISODE MUSIC:</h3><h3>Ad Music</h3><ul><li>Faster Does It by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/contact" target="_blank">Kevin MacLeod</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/" target="_blank">Creative Commons Attribution License</a>.</li><li>Old School Rock 70s "Burning Lantern".mp3 by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/vlad-annenkov/" target="_blank">Vlad Annenkov</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</li><li>Octopussy by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/contact" target="_blank">Juanitos</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/fr/" target="_blank">Attribution 2.0 France License</a>.</li><li>Dirt Roads and Dancing Dogs by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank">Mr Smith</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</li></ul><h3>INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC</h3><ul><li>Rock Thing by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo/contact" target="_blank">Creo</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" target="_blank">Attribution License</a>. (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI" target="_blank">Creo - Rock Thing on YouTube</a>)</li><li>No Pants Friday by Lee Rosevere is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</li><li>Da Rock by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank">Mr Smith</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</li><li>Crooked Townie by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/holiznacc0/" target="_blank">HoliznaCC0</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/" target="_blank">CC0 1.0 Universal License</a>.</li></ul>Want to get these episodes early and completely ad-free? Consider upgrading to a paid tier to support the show and get access to our back catalog and more!</html>

53 MIN

MAY 2, 2026

Rawdogging

<html>Welcome to the show, BS Freeloaders! As you can probably tell from the absolute fever dream of a cover art attached to this post, we flew completely blind this week. We recorded late on this past Tuesday night, we had absolutely zero notes, and we just rawdogged the mics. It’s pure, 100% Unadulterated BS in its most chaotic form.Here is the absolute madness we get into on the main feed this week:<ul><li>The Double Intro: Because one intro just isn't enough when you have no plan.</li><li>Dog Drama & Audio Sins: Brian updates us on Rosco eating shit around the house, and we commit the ultimate podcasting sin by watching YouTube cooking videos on an audio-only medium.</li><li>Awkward Families & Goats: Mel brings the room down with a family story, and we issue a formal PSA: PLEASE stop sending us baby goat photos!</li><li>THIS WEEK IN BS: * <a href="https://www.masslive.com/boston/2026/04/half-nude-boston-man-accused-of-forcing-child-to-eat-gushers-candy-in-restaurant-bathroom.html" target="_blank">A half-nude Boston man, restaurant bathrooms, and... Gushers?</a> (They still make those?!)<ul><li><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/21/california-lego-pasta-swap-arrest" target="_blank">The $34,000 Target LEGO dried pasta scam</a>, Kwik Trip surge pricing rumors, and plenty of cop jokes.</li><li><a href="https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360970093/girl-power-women-track-down-burglars-find-thief-wearing-their-stolen-clothes" target="_blank">Kiwi Vigilantes: Three girls in New Zealand track down their burglars and find them wearing their stolen clothes!</a> Plus, we go to Burgle School and debate the Hamburglar vs. Grimace.</li></ul></li></ul>🔒 WHAT YOU ARE MISSING (The Post-Show Tease): Right after we wrapped this main episode, the tape kept rolling exclusively for our payin members. Mel finally spills the details on her highly anticipated "FBI Interview," which naturally devolves into conversations about kidnapping and the classic "Female Body Inspectors."Want to hear it? Upgrade your membership to get the Post-Show and instantly ditch the ads! Until then, grab a drink and enjoy the ad breaks, you beautiful freeloaders! 🍻<hr/>Boring Legal CYA (Music Credits): Because we don't want to get sued into oblivion, here is the music used in this week's episode:Ad Music<ul><li>Faster Does It by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/contact" target="_blank">Kevin MacLeod</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/" target="_blank">Creative Commons Attribution License</a>.</li><li>Old School Rock 70s "Burning Lantern".mp3 by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/vlad-annenkov/" target="_blank">Vlad Annenkov</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</li><li>Octopussy by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/contact" target="_blank">Juanitos</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/fr/" target="_blank">Attribution 2.0 France License</a>.</li><li>Dirt Roads and Dancing Dogs by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank">Mr Smith</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</li></ul>INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC<ul><li>Rock Thing by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo/contact" target="_blank">Creo</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" target="_blank">Attribution License</a>. (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI" target="_blank">Creo - </a><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI" target="_blank">Rock Thing</a><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI" target="_blank"> on YouTube</a>)</li><li>No Pants Friday by Lee Rosevere is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</li><li>Da Rock by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank">Mr Smith</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</li><li>Crooked Townie by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/holiznacc0/" target="_blank">HoliznaCC0</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/" target="_blank">CC0 1.0 Universal License</a>.</li></ul></html>

50 MIN

APR 23, 2026

Egg Salad Waits For No Man

50 MIN

APR 15, 2026

Mel's Shack of Sex Toys

<html>Episode 146: Sex Shops, The Shredder, and SWAT Standoff SwipingWelcome to Episode 146 of The Unadulterated BS Podcast!Note to our listeners: This is the free, ad-supported version of the episode. If you want to skip the ads and get early access to future episodes before anyone else, come join us over on the premium feed at <a href="https://patreon.com/unadulteratedbs" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/unadulteratedbs</a>!Here is what’s on the docket for this episode:<ul><li>The Purveyor of the Perverted: We kick things off with a fake sponsor read for "Melissa's Shack of Sex Toys." We dive into her profound love of goats and learn that petting the farm animals isn't the only thing getting stroked down at the shop.</li><li>The Oroku Saki Monologues: A brand new comedy experiment. What happens when you take Melania Trump’s recent speech about Jeffrey Epstein and replace every mention of him with the real name of the arch-nemesis from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? It’s bizarre, it’s highly specific, and we're still not entirely sure if it's good. Let us know if the bit landed.</li><li>This Week in BS: We round up the most ridiculous news of the week.<ul><li><a href="https://apnews.com/article/religious-chatbots-ai-technology-jesus-buddhabot-e1ed4832b25a23ee85292da681a0ec37" target="_blank">The Holy Algorithm</a>: Tech companies are cashing in on "AI Jesus" and "BuddhaBots," charging people $1.99 a minute to video chat with a digitally rendered lord and savior.</li><li><a href="https://timesofislamabad.com/12-04-2026/ugandan-army-general-muhoozi-demands-one-billion-dollat-and-wife-from-turkey/" target="_blank">An Expensive Ultimatum</a>: Ugandan Army General Muhoozi took to social media to demand $1 billion and a Turkish wife from the country of Turkey within 30 days... or else he's shutting down their embassy.</li><li><a href="https://local12.com/news/nation-world/deputy-dating-app-standoff-swat-armed-suspect-gun-firearm-firearms-swiping-women-swipe-swiping-caught-camera-sergeant-phone-cell-scroll-scrolling-stand-off-tear-gas-school-crash-wall-crashed" target="_blank">Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places</a>: A deputy goes viral after being caught on camera casually scrolling a dating app in the middle of a tense, tear-gas-filled SWAT standoff. You can't stop the hustle.</li></ul></li></ul>Grab a drink, lower your expectations, and enjoy the show!<h3>And now, the legal stuff....</h3>Here's the music we used throughout the episode.<ul><li>Rock Thing by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo/contact" target="_blank">Creo</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" target="_blank">Attribution License</a>. (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI)" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI)</a></li><li>No Pants Friday by Lee Rosevere is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</li><li>Da Rock by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank">Mr Smith</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</li></ul>And now, the music in the ads!<ul><li>Faster Does It by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/contact" target="_blank">Kevin MacLeod</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/" target="_blank">Creative Commons Attribution License</a>.</li><li>Old School Rock 70s "Burning Lantern".mp3 by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/vlad-annenkov/" target="_blank">Vlad Annenkov</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</li><li>Octopussy by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/contact" target="_blank">Juanitos</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/fr/" target="_blank">Attribution 2.0 France License</a>.</li><li>Dirt Roads and Dancing Dogs by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank">Mr Smith</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</li></ul></html>

49 MIN

APR 7, 2026

ALS for Dangling... 🍆

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