<html><p>What’s up, BS'ers!</p><p>The wait is over! Our latest episode, <strong>Egg Salad Waits for No Man</strong>, is officially out on the free feed and ready for your earholes. We’ve got a packed show this week that is 100% free to listen to and available everywhere you get your podcasts.</p><p>Here is what we’re riffing on this week:</p><p>🐐 <strong>More Baby Goats!</strong> Shoutout to Andrew from Primal 'Cue for the goat-tastic email update. The saga continues. 🧅 <strong>The Onion vs. Info Wars:</strong> Satire has officially entered the chat. We discuss <em>The Onion</em> winning the bid for Alex Jones’ empire. 🚨 <strong>THIS WEEK IN BS:</strong></p><ul><li><p><a href="https://yle.fi/a/74-20221623" target="_blank">The Finnish Air Force’s "Sky-Dong" incident.</a></p></li><li><p><a href="https://614now.com/2026/hot-topics/arson-suspect-arrives-at-police-interview-with-singed-eyebrows" target="_blank">The arsonist who showed up to his interrogation with freshly singed eyebrows.</a></p></li><li><p><a href="https://www.leesburg-news.com/2026/04/14/facebook-post-helps-track-down-man-suspected-of-masturbating-on-the-road/" target="_blank">The Facebook post that caught a Leesburg flasher.</a></p></li></ul><p>You can listen to this episode right now on: 🍎 <strong>Apple Podcasts (iTunes)</strong> 🎧 <strong>Spotify</strong> 🎶 <strong>Amazon Music</strong> 📺 <strong>YouTube & YouTube Music</strong></p><p><strong>WE NEED YOUR HELP:</strong> If you enjoy the show, please hit that <strong>Follow</strong> button, <strong>Like</strong> the episode, and make sure you’re <strong>Subscribed</strong>! If you really want to support the BS, leave us a <strong>five-star review</strong> on Apple Podcasts or Spotify—it helps more than you know!</p><p><em>Want it early, ad-free, and with the exclusive BS After Dark bonus segment? Join the boardroom at </em><em><a href="https://patreon.com/unadulteratedbs" target="_blank">https://patreon.com/unadulteratedbs</a></em><em>.</em></p><p>Stay wild, The Unadulterated BS Podcast</p><hr/><h3>The Legal Stuff</h3><p>Music used in this podcast was provided by these fine artists. Support their work!</p><ul><li><p><em><strong>Rock Thing</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo/contact" target="_blank">Creo</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" target="_blank">Attribution License</a>. (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI</a>)</p></li><li><p><em><strong>No Pants Friday </strong></em>by Lee Rosevere is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Da Rock</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank">Mr Smith</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Crooked Townie</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/holiznacc0/" target="_blank">HoliznaCC0</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/" target="_blank">CC0 1.0 Universal License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Faster Does</strong></em> It by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/contact" target="_blank">Kevin MacLeod</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/" target="_blank">Creative Commons Attribution License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Old School Rock 70s "Burning Lantern".mp3</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/vlad-annenkov/" target="_blank">Vlad Annenkov</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Octopussy</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/contact" target="_blank">Juanitos</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/fr/" target="_blank">Attribution 2.0 France License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Dirt Roads and Dancing Dogs</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank">Mr Smith</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</p></li></ul><p></p></html>