<description>&lt;html&gt;&lt;p&gt;Welcome to the show, &lt;strong&gt;BS Freeloaders!&lt;/strong&gt; As you can probably tell from the absolute fever dream of a cover art attached to this post, we flew completely blind this week. We recorded late on this past Tuesday night, we had absolutely zero notes, and we just rawdogged the mics. It’s pure, 100% Unadulterated BS in its most chaotic form.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Here is the absolute madness we get into on the main feed this week:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Double Intro:&lt;/strong&gt; Because one intro just isn't enough when you have no plan.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dog Drama &amp;amp; Audio Sins:&lt;/strong&gt; Brian updates us on Rosco eating shit around the house, and we commit the ultimate podcasting sin by watching YouTube cooking videos on an audio-only medium.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Awkward Families &amp;amp; Goats:&lt;/strong&gt; Mel brings the room down with a family story, and we issue a formal PSA: &lt;em&gt;PLEASE stop sending us baby goat photos!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;THIS WEEK IN BS:&lt;/strong&gt; * &lt;a href="https://www.masslive.com/boston/2026/04/half-nude-boston-man-accused-of-forcing-child-to-eat-gushers-candy-in-restaurant-bathroom.html" target="_blank"&gt;A half-nude Boston man, restaurant bathrooms, and... Gushers?&lt;/a&gt; (They still make those?!)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/21/california-lego-pasta-swap-arrest" target="_blank"&gt;The $34,000 Target LEGO dried pasta scam&lt;/a&gt;, Kwik Trip surge pricing rumors, and plenty of cop jokes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360970093/girl-power-women-track-down-burglars-find-thief-wearing-their-stolen-clothes" target="_blank"&gt;Kiwi Vigilantes: Three girls in New Zealand track down their burglars and find them wearing their stolen clothes!&lt;/a&gt; Plus, we go to Burgle School and debate the Hamburglar vs. Grimace.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;🔒 &lt;strong&gt;WHAT YOU ARE MISSING (The Post-Show Tease):&lt;/strong&gt; Right after we wrapped this main episode, the tape kept rolling exclusively for our payin members. Mel &lt;em&gt;finally&lt;/em&gt; spills the details on her highly anticipated "FBI Interview," which naturally devolves into conversations about kidnapping and the classic "Female Body Inspectors."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Want to hear it? Upgrade your membership to get the Post-Show and instantly ditch the ads! Until then, grab a drink and enjoy the ad breaks, you beautiful freeloaders! 🍻&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Boring Legal CYA (Music Credits):&lt;/em&gt; &lt;em&gt;Because we don't want to get sued into oblivion, here is the music used in this week's episode:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ad Music&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Faster Does&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; It by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/contact" target="_blank"&gt;Kevin MacLeod&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/" target="_blank"&gt;Creative Commons Attribution License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Old School Rock 70s "Burning Lantern".mp3&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/vlad-annenkov/" target="_blank"&gt;Vlad Annenkov&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank"&gt;Attribution 4.0 International License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Octopussy&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/contact" target="_blank"&gt;Juanitos&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/fr/" target="_blank"&gt;Attribution 2.0 France License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dirt Roads and Dancing Dogs&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank"&gt;Mr Smith&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank"&gt;Attribution 4.0 International License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rock Thing&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo/contact" target="_blank"&gt;Creo&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" target="_blank"&gt;Attribution License&lt;/a&gt;. (&lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI" target="_blank"&gt;Creo - &lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI" target="_blank"&gt;Rock Thing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI" target="_blank"&gt; on YouTube&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;No Pants Friday &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;by Lee Rosevere is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank"&gt;Attribution 4.0 International License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Da Rock&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank"&gt;Mr Smith&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank"&gt;Attribution 4.0 International License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Crooked Townie&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/holiznacc0/" target="_blank"&gt;HoliznaCC0&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/" target="_blank"&gt;CC0 1.0 Universal License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/html&gt;</description>

The Unadulterated BS Podcast

The Unadulterated BS Podcast

Rawdogging

MAY 2, 202650 MIN
The Unadulterated BS Podcast

Rawdogging

MAY 2, 202650 MIN

Description

<html><p>Welcome to the show, <strong>BS Freeloaders!</strong> As you can probably tell from the absolute fever dream of a cover art attached to this post, we flew completely blind this week. We recorded late on this past Tuesday night, we had absolutely zero notes, and we just rawdogged the mics. It’s pure, 100% Unadulterated BS in its most chaotic form.</p><p><strong>Here is the absolute madness we get into on the main feed this week:</strong></p><ul><li><p><strong>The Double Intro:</strong> Because one intro just isn't enough when you have no plan.</p></li><li><p><strong>Dog Drama &amp; Audio Sins:</strong> Brian updates us on Rosco eating shit around the house, and we commit the ultimate podcasting sin by watching YouTube cooking videos on an audio-only medium.</p></li><li><p><strong>Awkward Families &amp; Goats:</strong> Mel brings the room down with a family story, and we issue a formal PSA: <em>PLEASE stop sending us baby goat photos!</em></p></li><li><p><strong>THIS WEEK IN BS:</strong> * <a href="https://www.masslive.com/boston/2026/04/half-nude-boston-man-accused-of-forcing-child-to-eat-gushers-candy-in-restaurant-bathroom.html" target="_blank">A half-nude Boston man, restaurant bathrooms, and... Gushers?</a> (They still make those?!)</p><ul><li><p><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/21/california-lego-pasta-swap-arrest" target="_blank">The $34,000 Target LEGO dried pasta scam</a>, Kwik Trip surge pricing rumors, and plenty of cop jokes.</p></li><li><p><a href="https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360970093/girl-power-women-track-down-burglars-find-thief-wearing-their-stolen-clothes" target="_blank">Kiwi Vigilantes: Three girls in New Zealand track down their burglars and find them wearing their stolen clothes!</a> Plus, we go to Burgle School and debate the Hamburglar vs. Grimace.</p></li></ul></li></ul><p>🔒 <strong>WHAT YOU ARE MISSING (The Post-Show Tease):</strong> Right after we wrapped this main episode, the tape kept rolling exclusively for our payin members. Mel <em>finally</em> spills the details on her highly anticipated "FBI Interview," which naturally devolves into conversations about kidnapping and the classic "Female Body Inspectors."</p><p>Want to hear it? Upgrade your membership to get the Post-Show and instantly ditch the ads! Until then, grab a drink and enjoy the ad breaks, you beautiful freeloaders! 🍻</p><hr/><p><em>Boring Legal CYA (Music Credits):</em> <em>Because we don't want to get sued into oblivion, here is the music used in this week's episode:</em></p><p>Ad Music</p><ul><li><p><em><strong>Faster Does</strong></em> It by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/contact" target="_blank">Kevin MacLeod</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/" target="_blank">Creative Commons Attribution License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Old School Rock 70s "Burning Lantern".mp3</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/vlad-annenkov/" target="_blank">Vlad Annenkov</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Octopussy</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/contact" target="_blank">Juanitos</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/fr/" target="_blank">Attribution 2.0 France License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Dirt Roads and Dancing Dogs</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank">Mr Smith</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</p></li></ul><p>INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC</p><ul><li><p><em><strong>Rock Thing</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo/contact" target="_blank">Creo</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" target="_blank">Attribution License</a>. (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI" target="_blank">Creo - </a><em><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI" target="_blank">Rock Thing</a></em><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI" target="_blank"> on YouTube</a>)</p></li><li><p><em><strong>No Pants Friday </strong></em>by Lee Rosevere is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Da Rock</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank">Mr Smith</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Crooked Townie</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/holiznacc0/" target="_blank">HoliznaCC0</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/" target="_blank">CC0 1.0 Universal License</a>.</p></li></ul><p></p></html>