<description>&lt;html&gt;&lt;p&gt;Welcome to the show, BS Freeloaders! 👋🍻&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Episode 149 of The Unadulterated BS Podcast is officially live and free everywhere you get your podcasts!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We kick things off this week by completely blurring the lines between high society and the gutter with a rousing game of "Kentucky Derby Horse Name or Sex Act?" You already know things went completely off the rails.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Then we dive headfirst into "This Week in BS," where we roast some of the most unhinged news on the internet. We’ve got $80,000 in Chick-fil-A criminal "mac-tivity," a Taco Bell employee taking customer service to an extreme level, the great silicone girlfriend dumping, and a woman who tried to solve an eviction by literally &lt;em&gt;opening the bees&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Finally, we wrap things up with a quick nod to May the 4th (and Weston's birthday!). May the Fourth be with you!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You can listen right here on Patreon, or stream us for free on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, YouTube, or wherever else you fill your ears. If you enjoy the madness, please remember to rate, review, and subscribe! If you leave us a 5-star review, head over to social media and tag us with &lt;strong&gt;#ubsfivestar&lt;/strong&gt; so we can read it on next week's show!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Grab a drink, hit play, and let’s get into it. 🎙️🔥&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h3&gt;🔗 THIS WEEK IN BS ARTICLES:&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chick-fil-A Mac 'N' Cheese Fraud:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-man-nabbed-mac-cheese-caper-chick-fil-a-rcna342938" target="_blank"&gt;Chick-fil-A worker accused of criminal mac-tivity in $80,000 mac 'n' cheese fraud, police say&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Taco Bell Worker Shootout:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://pugetpress.com/2026/05/01/taco-bell-worker-shooting-florida-water-cup-dispute/" target="_blank"&gt;Taco Bell Worker Accused Of Shooting At Customers - Western Washington News &amp;amp; Lifestyle | Puget Press&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;‘She’s opening the bees!’ Eviction Chaos:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/28/massachusetts-beekeeper-jailed-eviction?CMP=fb_gu&amp;amp;utm_medium=Social&amp;amp;utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1777387913" target="_blank"&gt;‘She’s opening the bees!’ US beekeeper jailed for trying to save friend from eviction | Massachusetts | The Guardian&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Man Dumps Silicone Girlfriend:&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;u&gt;&lt;a href="https://pinktentacle.com/2008/09/man-charged-with-dumping-silicone-girlfriend/" target="_blank"&gt;Man charged with dumping silicone girlfriend ~ Pink Tentacle&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;h3&gt;🎵 EPISODE MUSIC:&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Ad Music&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Faster Does&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; It by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/contact" target="_blank"&gt;Kevin MacLeod&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/" target="_blank"&gt;Creative Commons Attribution License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Old School Rock 70s "Burning Lantern".mp3&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/vlad-annenkov/" target="_blank"&gt;Vlad Annenkov&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank"&gt;Attribution 4.0 International License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Octopussy&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/contact" target="_blank"&gt;Juanitos&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/fr/" target="_blank"&gt;Attribution 2.0 France License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dirt Roads and Dancing Dogs&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank"&gt;Mr Smith&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank"&gt;Attribution 4.0 International License&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;h3&gt;INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Rock Thing&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; by &lt;a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo/contact" target="_blank"&gt;Creo&lt;/a&gt; is licensed under a &lt;a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" target="_blank"&gt;Attribution License&lt;/a&gt;. 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The Unadulterated BS Podcast

The Unadulterated BS Podcast

She's Opening the Bees!

MAY 7, 202653 MIN
The Unadulterated BS Podcast

She's Opening the Bees!

MAY 7, 202653 MIN

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<html><p>Welcome to the show, BS Freeloaders! 👋🍻</p><p>Episode 149 of The Unadulterated BS Podcast is officially live and free everywhere you get your podcasts!</p><p>We kick things off this week by completely blurring the lines between high society and the gutter with a rousing game of "Kentucky Derby Horse Name or Sex Act?" You already know things went completely off the rails.</p><p>Then we dive headfirst into "This Week in BS," where we roast some of the most unhinged news on the internet. We’ve got $80,000 in Chick-fil-A criminal "mac-tivity," a Taco Bell employee taking customer service to an extreme level, the great silicone girlfriend dumping, and a woman who tried to solve an eviction by literally <em>opening the bees</em>.</p><p>Finally, we wrap things up with a quick nod to May the 4th (and Weston's birthday!). May the Fourth be with you!</p><p>You can listen right here on Patreon, or stream us for free on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Amazon Music, YouTube, or wherever else you fill your ears. If you enjoy the madness, please remember to rate, review, and subscribe! If you leave us a 5-star review, head over to social media and tag us with <strong>#ubsfivestar</strong> so we can read it on next week's show!</p><p>Grab a drink, hit play, and let’s get into it. 🎙️🔥</p><h3>🔗 THIS WEEK IN BS ARTICLES:</h3><ul><li><p><strong>Chick-fil-A Mac 'N' Cheese Fraud:</strong> <u><a href="https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-man-nabbed-mac-cheese-caper-chick-fil-a-rcna342938" target="_blank">Chick-fil-A worker accused of criminal mac-tivity in $80,000 mac 'n' cheese fraud, police say</a></u></p></li><li><p><strong>Taco Bell Worker Shootout:</strong> <u><a href="https://pugetpress.com/2026/05/01/taco-bell-worker-shooting-florida-water-cup-dispute/" target="_blank">Taco Bell Worker Accused Of Shooting At Customers - Western Washington News &amp; Lifestyle | Puget Press</a></u></p></li><li><p><strong>‘She’s opening the bees!’ Eviction Chaos:</strong> <u><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/28/massachusetts-beekeeper-jailed-eviction?CMP=fb_gu&amp;utm_medium=Social&amp;utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1777387913" target="_blank">‘She’s opening the bees!’ US beekeeper jailed for trying to save friend from eviction | Massachusetts | The Guardian</a></u></p></li><li><p><strong>Man Dumps Silicone Girlfriend:</strong> <u><a href="https://pinktentacle.com/2008/09/man-charged-with-dumping-silicone-girlfriend/" target="_blank">Man charged with dumping silicone girlfriend ~ Pink Tentacle</a></u></p></li></ul><h3>🎵 EPISODE MUSIC:</h3><h3>Ad Music</h3><ul><li><p><em><strong>Faster Does</strong></em> It by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/contact" target="_blank">Kevin MacLeod</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/" target="_blank">Creative Commons Attribution License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Old School Rock 70s "Burning Lantern".mp3</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/vlad-annenkov/" target="_blank">Vlad Annenkov</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Octopussy</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Juanitos/contact" target="_blank">Juanitos</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/fr/" target="_blank">Attribution 2.0 France License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Dirt Roads and Dancing Dogs</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank">Mr Smith</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</p></li></ul><h3>INTRO/OUTRO MUSIC</h3><ul><li><p><em><strong>Rock Thing</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo/contact" target="_blank">Creo</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/" target="_blank">Attribution License</a>. (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W52cDdeAuI" target="_blank">Creo - Rock Thing on YouTube</a>)</p></li><li><p><em><strong>No Pants Friday </strong></em>by Lee Rosevere is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Da Rock</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/mr-smith/" target="_blank">Mr Smith</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0" target="_blank">Attribution 4.0 International License</a>.</p></li><li><p><em><strong>Crooked Townie</strong></em> by <a href="https://freemusicarchive.org/music/holiznacc0/" target="_blank">HoliznaCC0</a> is licensed under a <a href="https://creativecommons.org/publicdomain/zero/1.0/" target="_blank">CC0 1.0 Universal License</a>.</p></li></ul><p><em>Want to get these episodes early and completely ad-free? 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