<ul><li>Hand In The Dirt is perfect and you are the problem</li><li>UCF celebrates its humanities graduates by demonstrating it cannot read a room</li><li>We figured out why Brian Kelly's into AI</li><li>Inverting the Diego Pavia legend for the good of everybody involved</li><li>What do Jay Paterno and mold remediation influencers have in common?</li><li>We (us and also you) have a new favorite cyclist</li><li>People in college sports want enforcement that will pull their hair just a lil bit (Nebraska story)</li><li>The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.patreon.com/c/ShutdownFullcast/">give us $4 a month</a> (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)</li><li>Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://preownedairboats.com/collections/ptku">PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore</a> will be donated to the <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://tgrcnm.org/">Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico</a></li><li>Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber</li><li>Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock </li><li>DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://channel-6.ghost.io/">year-round newsletter</a> that is mostly about football, until it’s not</li><li>Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/">and other work</a></li><li>Travel in your mind palace to <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://falconscottproductions.com/">Phantom Island</a>, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist</li><li>Check out Surber’s band, <a target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://linktr.ee/killerantz">Killer Antz</a></li></ul>