• Pat Narduzzi sets a sensual tone for spring ball
• Find out which reader question haunted Ryan into doing a French bulldog voice
• The Calipari-Chicken Man Plan
• Assorted additional spring football surveys
• Peeking very carefully around the corner at NFL media and asking if y’all are okay??
• CHARITY BOWL UPDATES AND RULES, HELPFULLY EXPLAINED FOR YOU
• How to get Holly to unblock you on Twitter, for a cause
• What’s this year’s stretch goal that Spencer will inevitably forget to fulfill?
• Wrestlemania, reviewed
• A somber update on Le Big One from chief international cycling correspondent Michel Surbre
• This week's theme song arranged and performed by Anjuli Shah
• Follow Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and elsewhere at jasonkirk.fyi
• Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcast, We're Not All Like This, wherever finer podcasts are placed
• Purchase only the finest merch at sunny preownedairboats.com

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