Disney Pet Peeves We Want Phased Out With An Outer Rim

Send us Fan Mail The parks are at their best when everyone acts like they’re sharing them, not starring in them. We start by drifting the Outer Rim with a Star Wars Oga’s Cantina inspired cocktail, breaking down the ingredients, what Disney gets right, and what we’d tweak at home. Then we make it official with a brand-new rating system: how many “ears” a drink deserves. After the sip comes the list. We go rapid-fire on the Disney things that should be phased out, from prank influencers and over-the-top filming rigs to the nonstop use of the word “magical” for stuff that is plainly not. We also get into the louder corners of Disney adult culture, the difference between real joy and forced enthusiasm, and why clickbait takes about Disney adults miss what most guests are actually like in Disneyland and Walt Disney World. From there it’s pure park etiquette: matching trip shirts, groups blocking walkways, rope drop runners, people who complain about crowds, and guests who record entire rides with bright phones up in the air. We hit Disney food hot takes too, including our plea to stop turning everything into a “cheeseburger” experiment, plus thoughts on character dining menus, stroller size rules, and why posting your hour-by-hour itinerary online can backfire. We also talk about ride downtime, refurb closures, and how to handle change without melting down. If you laughed, nodded, or got a little fired up, subscribe, share this with your favorite Disney friend, and leave a review. Then email us your own “phase it out” pick so we can argue about it next time.