The Rejected Pixar Storylines With A Water District Gimlet

Send us Fan Mail We start with a drink you can practically taste through your headphones: a Water District Gimlet inspired by Lamplight Lounge at Disney California Adventure. We walk through the simple build (gin, lychee syrup, lime juice, shaken and served up) and give the honest verdict you want before you spend park-level money. It’s bright, tart, easy to sip, and somehow still lands in that “middle of the menu” zone we all know too well. Then we take that same “take it or leave it” energy and aim it at Pixar, pitching a lineup of completely fake rejected Pixar storylines that were absolutely not approved by Disney, Pixar, or anyone with good sense. We bounce through Toy Story, Cars, Monsters, Inc, Inside Out, Coco, Elemental, and more, testing how quickly a wholesome premise can derail when you chase the wrong subplot. Some ideas are intentionally terrible, some are weirdly plausible, and a few are the kind you can’t believe we said out loud. If you’re into Disney talk, Pixar movies, theme park cocktails, and the messy process of storytelling, this one is built for you: fast jokes, specific references, and the kind of creative riffing that makes you want to add your own pitch. Hit the send us a text button and tell us the rejected Pixar storyline you’d invent, then subscribe, share with a friend, and leave a rating so we can keep making more.