Dracula’s Winkee

Raise your beverage of choice and drink deep-- because Chardonnay Wafflehutt certainly has! Dracula's journey across America just got for reals. History's greatest vampire hunter, Carlos Los Carlos, attacks with his Moustache of Machismo, a blessed baseball bat, and the dreaded El Pollo de la Muerte. Does Dracula stand a chance? All this, and enough backstabbing within the Enclave to make Congress jealous. Your front row seat awaits!

Dracula finds an Arizona saloon in the middle of nowhere. Inside, a bartender, the town drunk, and celebrity cameos aplenty. Enough to eat up 90% of our 2026 budget! There goes the 22 extra followers Facebook charges us to bring in. However, in this Hollywood insanity is one who goes unnoticed. A meek indentured servant-- who holds the key to restoring Dracula's long lost groinal chi!

Dracula lands in Detroit, and finds the Murder Capital of the World is not what was described. Sister Agnes, SD P'Tang, and Teabag McJoy bond over Game Night at Yummy Tummy. Oh, those fun personal questions. Who doesn't want to hear about Sister Agnes' impure thoughts? And speaking of fun, legendary TV host Sparky Guidonian swings by to promote his newest game show 'What Would a Boomer call that Person?' Guess which one will get us canceled first!

As foretold by the prophets and Draft Kings… The PREMIERE of SEASON 2! Dracula in America! Flying into the land where dreams come true. Detroit. Escaping his enemies- The Enclave- to find adventure in a New World. Forbidden loves. Forbidden horror. Moderately accepted snacks. It is time to ride the Winkee!

The Exposed interviews conclude as legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt brings us a Halloween surprise! We sit down with renowned medium Gretchen Bloom…Kinda Psychic! Along with her assistant Vincent, they will contact the spirit world for forbidden secrets from Season Two. Madame Bloom may be right less than 50% of the time, but it's with amazing accuracy! The Season 2 Premiere is upon us. Are you ready for Dracula to unleash the Winkee?