S2 Ep 3 - A Vampire Walks into a Bar...

Dracula finds an Arizona saloon in the middle of nowhere. Inside, a bartender, the town drunk, and celebrity cameos aplenty. Enough to eat up 90% of our 2026 budget! There goes the 22 extra followers Facebook charges us to bring in. However, in this Hollywood insanity is one who goes unnoticed. A meek indentured servant-- who holds the key to restoring Dracula's long lost groinal chi!