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How did you actually meet your best friend? If they weren't wearing a starter jacket or you didn't absolutely hate them you're not actual friends babe 👯 ------------------------------------------------- Send this to your homies to support the pod! https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/ 💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX 🧢 "𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/ ------------------------------------------------- *TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS* *0:00 - Intro* *7:25 - How Do You Meet Your Best Friend?* *9:00 - Childhood Best-Friend Origin Stories* *18:03 - The Random Celebrity Question* *21:42 - Becoming Friends When Someone Falls Down* *29:26 - “Bro, Did You Study?” College Friendships* *33:18 - How Fashion Creates Instant Connections* *36:02 - When Hating Someone Turns Into Friendship* *39:42 - The Starbucks Best-Friend Story* *45:19 - Why Seeing Someone Be Dumb Builds Trust* *49:12 - Becoming Best Friends Over Food* *54:24 - The Family Dinner With Almost No Food* *59:18 - Sneaking a Friend Into the House* *1:07:46 - Meeting Your Best Friend at a Strip Club* *1:13:02 - College Classes, Gym Friends & Lifelong Friendships*

You haven't truly had an eating disorder until you eat ten bunless Big Macs with a knife and fork 😙 Today we remember why high school kids are the most ruthless people on earth and why putting Pepto-Bismol in your math teacher's coffee is rat tail kid activity. Don't act like you wouldn't sign up for a government-funded week of going back to high school at age 35 just so you can cater lunch from Qdoba and depants your bois in the hallway 😎 Love ya fam see ya sunday🫡 ------------------------------------------------- Send this to your homies to support the pod! https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/ 💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX 🧢 "𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/ ------------------------------------------------- **TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS** **0:00 - Intro** **2:40 - Leaving your car running for four hours while substitute teaching** **5:35 - Playing indoor ruler baseball with Mr. Bogardis** **7:50 - Mrs. Anderson and the hair scarf showdown** **9:00 - Proposing high school week for thirty-five-year-olds** **12:15 - Hiring pale nerds and the situational hotness trap** **17:45 - The substitute teacher with a pet flea in a locket** **21:45 - Art class prop comedy and calling the ice cream shop on a stapler** **25:50 - Turning in your Scratten and religion class junk resituating** **29:10 - Mr. French's Assateague Island elementary camping trip** **36:05 - Searing cream cheese bagels on the bottom of a dirty shoe** **38:50 - Shuffling I hate Miss Phillips messages onto math quizzes** **42:20 - Spotting the Chris Farley lookalike sub eating wings at Hooters** **46:30 - Native American lesbian PE teachers screaming about untied shoes** **52:40 - Off pizza for four months and fighting the pizza demons**

Today we go through the ones who got away 💔 it can be the blonde girl who wanted you on your business trip or literally when the timberwolves passed on steph curry 😭 is it the time you missed the Schwan's Ice cream truck outside? Or when the college QB kissed you at a party freshman year and never saw his sexy ahhh again? If you fumbled your first kiss bc your homies kept calling you about your fantasy football draft it's not a missed connection it just means your for the boiiis😏 Love you fam ☕️ See you on Livestream Sunday Tahhaaa

If u don't shave your best friend's leg with your bare foot while sleeping next to them are you even friends? What if I told you I stole 72 egg whites out of a Whole Foods soup container and got cornered by self-checkout security lady? We break down how to run an illicit grocery twist-tie bead ring syndicate at a summer daycare and hold back the urge from buying a black-market Barney VHS all while pretending we didn't HOUSE five stolen grilled cheese sandwiches in the Menards break room. KISS ME WHERE I STAND 🫡 Luv u fam🙏 See ya on Patreon this sunday 😏 ------------------------------------------------- Send this to your homies to support the pod! https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/ 💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX 🧢 "𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/ -------------------------------------------------

The Fam put on a CLINIC with voice msgs this week 🫡 I'm still trying to decide if eating green ketchup meatloaf makes you a complete lunatic or a straight up visionary. BTW THIS IS A PRO PEAS PODCAST🫛 IF YOU DON'T LIKE PEAS GTFO. Quick question you tryna dig holes in an empty lot sometime? Luh U💕 ------------------------------------------------- Send this to your homies to support the pod! https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizzi ☕️FOLLOW ON IG https://www.instagram.com/espressobenny/ 💕 WATCH BENNY on FBOY & FGIRL ISLAND on HBO MAX 🧢 "𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗗"𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟱𝟬% 𝗢𝗙𝗙 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛 https://benedictmerch.com/ -------------------------------------------------