This Plane Is Exceptionally Horny | Ep 126

DJ has been designing bathrooms, Kelly is manifesting a Costco door, and somehow this leads directly into a discussion about a United Airlines passenger allegedly masturbating next to another passenger—and DJ immediately begins investigating the legal loopholes. Then it’s time for another edition of DJ & Kelly at the Movies. This week: Resident Evil gets high marks, 4D snow changes the theatrical experience, DJ explains his profound hatred of tentacles, and a discussion about Austin Abrams sends DJ into a full anti-method-acting manifesto. Next up is The Weight, featuring Ethan Hawke, Russell Crowe, an inexplicably well-equipped woman in the wilderness, and the realization that Regal Unlimited is exactly how you discover movies you otherwise never would have seen. Also: internet problems briefly remove Kelly from her own podcast, leaving DJ alone long enough to perform Frozen from memory despite never having seen it. 00:00 DJ's Actor Warm-Ups 01:02 DJ Finally Watched Anchorman 02:04 Purple Drink vs. Yellow Drink 03:10 DJ Becomes a Home Renovator 06:03 Kelly's Dream House & the Costco Door 09:12 Is the House Next Door a Front? 10:09 DJ Completely Stops Listening 10:34 The Least Sexy Sex Show in Amsterdam 12:25 United's Airplane Masturbation Problem 12:58 DJ Finds a Business Opportunity 13:23 Sodom, Gomorrah & Airline Policy 14:16 Is It Illegal Under a Blanket? 14:44 "The Man Is Innocent" 16:10 DJ vs. American Airlines 17:53 AD BREAK 18:01 DJ & Kelly at the Movies 19:10 Resident Evil Review 20:31 "DoorDash From Hell" 21:24 What Worked — and DJ Hates Tentacles 23:24 Austin Abrams & Method Acting 24:59 DJ Declares War on Method Actors 27:37 Why Resident Evil Works 29:13 The 4D Movie Experience 30:53 Kelly's Internet Dies 31:11 DJ Performs Frozen 33:12 The Wait Review 34:34 Avengers: Endgame Encore 37:05 The Wait Ratings 38:11 The Mary Poppins of the Navajo 39:28 DJ Hates Nerdology 41:09 The Wait Superlatives 42:35 DJ Performs Frozen... Again 42:57 PATREON Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.