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A weekly pop culture podcast hosted by Juliana Piskorz and Hannah Burles, born from Juliana Piskorz’s Substack, No Country For Hot Girls, where conversations, cultural obsessions, and internet spirals first began to take shape. The podcast is a natural extension of that world: part group chat, part cultural commentary, and part two best friends chatting absolute rubbish. Expect twists and turns as Juliana and Hannah relive the worst days of their lives, revisit their unhealthy fixation with Liam Gallagher in Supersonic, and attempt to make sense of what’s actually happening in pop culture right now. From the life and work of David Hockney to why The Secret History is the best book ever written, and, inevitably, why all men are a bit gay.

Recent Episodes

19. The Hen Do Scammer, a Street Brawl & Poo Hill

Fresh from a hen do in Marseille, we’re bruised, bloated and emotionally bereft. This week: Hannah is accused of defrauding the hen kitty, a tequila-fuelled night ends in a stolen necklace and full-blown street brawl, Jules discovers the horrors of a kebab salad eaten with a dirty tzatziki spoon, and a “little walk to the beach” turns into a two-hour cliff scramble in flip-flops, culminating in the discovery of a place we can only call Poo Hill. There’s also a mysterious USB stick, some deepl...

45 MIN

18. Oasis, Botox & Mr Darcy

This week, we’re debating botox and discussing the new Oasis reunion documentary — including Liam and Noel's complicated relationship and why Liam can apparently do absolutely anything and still look cool. Plus, we get into ’60s and ’70s rock ’n’ roll, Anita Pallenberg, Patti Smith, the upcoming Sense and Sensibility film, Dolly Alderton’s behind-the-scenes diary, Mr Darcy, Fontaines D.C. and Rosalía, and some seriously questionable caving stories. Basically, a lot happened. As usual.

54 MIN

17. Alix Earle, the Worst Celebrity Interview Ever & Are Nepo Babies Misunderstood? (with Owen Petty)

We’ve got a special guest this week! Scriptwriter, performer and Luvjus dating-show star Owen Petty joins Juliana for a deep dive into the increasingly strange world of celebrity. From Alix Earle and the problem with overly polished reality TV, to the Biebers giving us absolutely nothing, the nepo baby backlash and what really goes on behind the scenes of a dating show. Plus, Love Is Blind, creative jealousy, perfection culture and a compelling case for everyone getting a little bit messier.

63 MIN

16. Stinkmaxxing, Corporate Girlies and Trying To Act Cool Around Celebs

In this episode, we chat about celebrity sightings and trying (and failing) to act normal around famous people. We also discuss the bizarre new Gen Z trend of “stinkmaxxing”, whether pheromones are actually a thing, and just how far we’d go for £5,000.

50 MIN

REPLAY: Nineties Nostalgia and Milan Misadventures

We're not in back to school mode yet - the girls have been travelling, partying, and shedding brain cells like they have some to spare. So in the spirit of keeping the chaos going, this week we've got a particularly messy throwback episode for you, involving fights, performative men and far too many Spagliatos... Back with a new, perfectly produced episode for you next Weds!

31 MIN