Ranch Supremacy, Doritos on a Cheesesteak, and Mango Habanero Whiskey

Ranch is declared the superior dressing with a standing offer to fight anyone who disagrees, and Thousand Island gets exposed as Big Mac sauce. Also: the buddy who unlocked every cheat in ARK and wiped out six months of island-building in one week, urinal stickers smuggled to the Keys, and a walk-on cameo right in the middle of the politics segment.